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Male genitalia (penis and scrotum together), often associated with large size.
Man, look at the bulge in that dude's pants! His package must be huge.
by dicklicker May 23, 2003
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From STEM, an abbreviation short for "Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics", a STEMlord is a pejorative term for a particular kind of person who has studied in these areas at university or works in these fields who holds a pretentious, condescending attitude to anyone who has studied in any other fields, particularly the Arts and Humanities. They typically believe themselves to be more "intelligent" and "rational", while generally remaining incredibly ignorant outside of their areas of expertise and having the charisma of a rotting pig's backside.
"Ugh, I wish Reddit wasn't full of STEMlords the entire goddamn time."
by nopeidontneedanameok October 15, 2015
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A guy's penis and scrotum usually what attracts a woman/man to a man
Kaylee : Wow check out Chad's Package don't you like how it bulges out of his pant's
Kiersten : Yeah you should try to stick all 14 inches of it in your mouth oh and he really packs the cum!
Kaylee : Oh I couldn't do that besides I have a boyfriend!
Kiersten : I didn't say you could suck my man's cock you stupid whore what's your problem!
Kaylee: Whore! Your the fuckin whore fucking a married guy!
Kiersten : Whatever! Hey Chad shall we go up to your office so I can unwrap your package and pleasure you?
Chad : Sorry not in the mood my wife just texted me she's pregnant again!
Kiersten : What the fuck I told you not to sleep with her anymore what's your problem!
Chad : Sorry she's my wife and besides she gives great head!
Kiersten : So do I ! Hey I'm the only one you can stick your package in got it!
Kaylee : This is so fucked up!
by SlopNChop March 14, 2017
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The outline or bulge of the male genetial as visualized on one wearing tight blue jeans.
God, man, did you see the package on that cowboy?
by Richard Black February 28, 2005
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that part of a man's genitalia (scrotum and penis), the volume of which is visible, as a "bulge," through his blue jeans or whatever other pants he may be wearing. when a gay man is "cruising" another gay man, the "package" is one of the first things checked out. the larger the package, the more promising the "potential outcome."
"Hey, Jason, I just got back from the supermarket, and the Checker was so cute and hot, and he had this HUGE PACKAGE busting through his jeans.
by philemon December 03, 2007
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The primary male member. Usually associated with size.
aka unit , junk
Jane dumped Dick 'cause he had a small package.
by aiken October 21, 2002
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