Velosketcher: a shady carachter, common to Ventura County, who rides around on a beater bicycle, and is generally up to no good.
My wife and I were walking our dogs in the park near a grocery store, and we were accosted by a velosketcher who attempted to sell us a couple of spark plugs and a case of muscle milk, ostensibly so that he could buy meth.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'