Scott

The apex of human civilization

Scott just landed a 900... Wtf!!!

by Velosarapture July 22, 2014

Fence post

Euphemism for being physically assaulted.

A: What happened to you?

B: I got hit by a fence post.

by Velosarapture July 22, 2014

Realbook

The opposite of Facebook, where people don't share their personal fucking bullshit online.

Realbook is having friendships in-person, not having to deal with people's fake lives online. An advantage of Realbook? Real friends, not fb friends. "It's official, they're dating, it says so on fb... (that's when the author shoots himself...)"

by Velosarapture July 23, 2014

Vulgar

Vinegar + words

Vulgar language gets attention.

by Velosarapture July 22, 2014

Velosarapture

A giant creature that lurks in the night to feed on dead souls, specifically; fans of the Twilight series.

The velosarapture took the souls of every Twilight series fan in history while they were sleeping.

by Velosarapture July 21, 2014

Shiny Metal Boxes

Fuck you Urban dictionary

Here's shiny metal boxes for you urban dictionary; go fuck yourself, you piece of goddam motherfucking shit fuck you, fuck you, go to hell, fuck you, fuck your whole goddam motherfucking life

by Velosarapture July 21, 2014

Sneizure

A sneeze with the power of a seizure

Person 1: Ahhh chu!!!!
Person 2: dude, that was loud.
Person 1: I think I just had a sneizure (proceeds to blow nose in pain).

by Velosarapture August 05, 2014