7 definition by Velosarapture

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The apex of human civilization
Scott just landed a 900... Wtf!!!
by Velosarapture July 21, 2014

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Vinegar + words
Vulgar language gets attention.
by Velosarapture July 22, 2014

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A giant creature that lurks in the night to feed on dead souls, specifically; fans of the Twilight series.
The velosarapture took the souls of every Twilight series fan in history while they were sleeping.
by Velosarapture July 21, 2014

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Fuck you Urban dictionary
Here's shiny metal boxes for you urban dictionary; go fuck yourself, you piece of goddam motherfucking shit fuck you, fuck you, go to hell, fuck you, fuck your whole goddam motherfucking life
by Velosarapture July 21, 2014

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Euphemism for being physically assaulted.
A: What happened to you?

B: I got hit by a fence post.
by Velosarapture July 21, 2014

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The opposite of Facebook, where people don't share their personal fucking bullshit online.
Realbook is having friendships in-person, not having to deal with people's fake lives online. An advantage of Realbook? Real friends, not fb friends. "It's official, they're dating, it says so on fb... (that's when the author shoots himself...)"
by Velosarapture July 22, 2014

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A sneeze with the power of a seizure
Person 1: Ahhh chu!!!!
Person 2: dude, that was loud.
Person 1: I think I just had a sneizure (proceeds to blow nose in pain).
by Velosarapture August 05, 2014

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