Velosexual

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A portmanteu of the French world velo (bike) and hypersexuality, describing a person who has an excessive preoccupation of sexual thoughts, urges, or behaviors towards the sport of cycling.

Wow! What a ride! I'm feeling very Velosexual right now.
Them Velosexuals are the hottest thing that came to cycling.

Velosexual by Velosexual March 18, 2021

Words you can keep

Elosexual

Sexual attraction towards people based on their chess elo rating

Cindy will only date people above 2100 as she is elosexual
Darren was really looking forward to the Bermuda Party at the Olympiad since he is elosexual

Elosexual by chess12345 June 21, 2019

Related Words

Velosexual • vetosexual • melosexual • vegesexual • vaposexual • vegasexual • Vegisexual • Veloxesual • delosexual • Elosexual

verisexual

Related to Sapiosexual (which means "to be turned on by wit and intelligence"), Verisexual means "to be turned on by honesty and vulnerability". From the Latin word "Veritas" meaning Truth.

Many people who are verisexual also have a high libido.

verisexual by mzterry June 24, 2016

delosexual

someone who is addicted to using funnels. They will funnel things such as grapes and shit into their mouth, but they will also funnel them into their anal cavity, their belly button, their dickhole, their ear, and their nose. It gives them immense pleasure to funnel cum mixed with eals into their anal cavity, then they will crap it out into a bucket and funnel it into their dickhole.

fuck you delosexual

delosexual by HORNYGREENMAN January 20, 2017

vhlsexual

/vēāCHlsekSH(o͞o)əl/

adj/noun (of a person) sexually attracted to or sexually aroused by vhl activities and assessments, typically on the website vhlcentral.com, owned through vista higher learning

Human 1: This thicc Spanish homework got me thinking I might be vhlsexual
Human 2: Please seek help

vhlsexual by Big Shmeat March 27, 2022

Vexsexual

One’s orientation is a-spectrum, but pinpointing it beyond that is impossible because the individual does not understand the concept of sexual attraction.

Sam's sexual orientation vexsexual, he doesn't understand sexual attraction

Vexsexual by vnfjfijvdjjd April 3, 2015

vegesexual

Prefering partners with vegetarian or vegan lifestyles.

I could never kiss a carnivor, I'm vegesexual.

vegesexual by l337iNQ August 4, 2007

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026