I would love to get a bunch of child molesters, line them up, load up my Mosin-Nagant 7.62x54r, and decraniate all of them. Oh, the sweet pleasure!
by Greyborzoi May 05, 2009
The constant fear that someone will ask "What are you listening to?" at the very moment that you're listing to something that you like, and that is probably good...but would be considered very unhip, therefore rendering you pegged as a dork.
Billy, walking the school hallway jamming to "Rhinestone Cowboy" by Glen Campbell on his iPod, his iPodaphobia at an all-time high, hopes nobody asks what he's listening to.
Hotpants McHottie: "Hey Billy! What are you listening to?"
Billy: "Oh...er....uh....just a little Black Hole Sun by Soundgarden. Totally rockin!"
Hotpants McHottie: "Hey Billy! What are you listening to?"
Billy: "Oh...er....uh....just a little Black Hole Sun by Soundgarden. Totally rockin!"
by Greyborzoi April 01, 2011
Skank Panties. Tacky, gaudy panties worn by skanks...or normal women who are wanting to spice up their love lives by being a bit risque.
David: What the hell are those?
Michelle: These are my new skanties. Got 'em at Victoria's of Hollywood. Do you like them? They're crotchless AND rear-less!
David: What color are they? That color's not found in nature, is it?
Michelle: It's a mixture of fuchsia, pink and orange. The sequins around the openings are blue, with mink fur accents. Motley Crue is in town, and fuchsia is Tommy Lee's favorite color. Do you think he'll like them? I doubt if I'll be wearing them long enough for him to notice, but it's the thought that counts, ya know?
David: You're so skanky, but I have to admit that I do love the skanties!
Michelle: These are my new skanties. Got 'em at Victoria's of Hollywood. Do you like them? They're crotchless AND rear-less!
David: What color are they? That color's not found in nature, is it?
Michelle: It's a mixture of fuchsia, pink and orange. The sequins around the openings are blue, with mink fur accents. Motley Crue is in town, and fuchsia is Tommy Lee's favorite color. Do you think he'll like them? I doubt if I'll be wearing them long enough for him to notice, but it's the thought that counts, ya know?
David: You're so skanky, but I have to admit that I do love the skanties!
by Greyborzoi May 20, 2010
I tried to drive to the all-campus party at the Delta house, but all these darn emmets were clogging up the roads, most likely on their way to a hollerin' contest.
I got this word from "The Real Animal House" by Chris Miller, but is probably a common term.
I got this word from "The Real Animal House" by Chris Miller, but is probably a common term.
by Greyborzoi April 09, 2008
George: "Where's Clint?"
Kevin: "He's not coming tonight. His girlfriend broke up with him, and he's at home mizzing about it".
David: "That sucks".
Kevin: "He's not coming tonight. His girlfriend broke up with him, and he's at home mizzing about it".
David: "That sucks".
by Greyborzoi May 08, 2008
When your female dog will jump up in bed or on the couch with you, but will only snuggle if you pet her constantly. Otherwise, she'll jump down and go lie by herself.
"Awwwww...heyyyy Star (my dog), how's my schnuggiepoo? I gotta sleep for a little longer, so I can't pet you all day long" (puts arm around Star to snuggle and enjoy bonding). Star, not getting any petting, immediately jumps out of the bed and goes into the other room. Star is a pettinslut.
by Greyborzoi April 03, 2008
Orgasms that only lead to trouble and misery. Based on the cartoon character "Schleprock" from The Flintstones. Schleprock was always under a thundercloud and bad things always happened to him.
My friend Ward got some chick pregnant 19 years ago and married her. They soon divorced and he had to support their kid for 18 years. He counted down the days until the kid turned 18 and he wouldn't have to pay child support anymore. The kid turned 18. Ward then went out, screwed some fat chick, and got HER pregnant. Now he has to pay child support for another 18 years. He has SCHLEPROCK SPERM.
by Greyborzoi April 03, 2008