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Velosarapture
A giant creature that lurks in the night to feed on dead souls, specifically; fans of the Twilight series.
Velosarapture by Velosarapture July 21, 2014
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bob velseb
Bob Velseb is a character from Sr Pelo's series known as Spooky Month. He appears in episodes 1 and 5, being a main antagonist in episode 5. He wears a red turtleneck sweater with black pants and shoes. He also wears a red devil costume. He has a creepy smile and wide eyes wretched onto his face. Lots of people simp for the man, and so do I. He is also on the Sexyman Wikipedia.
Example A
Person A: Name an antagonist from Spooky Month.
Person B: Bob Velseb.
Example B
Person A: Holy shit, is that porn of Bob Velseb?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Person B: hehe he's hot
Person A: Name an antagonist from Spooky Month.
Person B: Bob Velseb.
Example B
Person A: Holy shit, is that porn of Bob Velseb?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Person B: hehe he's hot
bob velseb by Cloudxxiii November 12, 2022
velise
velise by Nicest Person On Earth October 26, 2019
Velostremeu
Velostremeu by smores18 June 5, 2017
Bob Velseb
Bob Velseb by DoughnutJr November 13, 2022
veloscillator
Combination of velocity and oscillator. Used to describe a driver on the same road as you, usually a lonely highway. You're traveling at a constant rate of speed, but that other jerk will go a little faster than you, pass you, and you'll be rid of him...but then he decides he's going too fast and lets off on his gas...then his car slowly makes his way back to you, and you pass him...then he speeds up and passes you...and then slows down....and over and over again. Usually ends up with you flooring your accelerator and putting so much distance between you that he can never catch up. Usually an old person, or someone from up north whose mind doesn't work quite right.
Me, to wife: What the hell is that guy doing?
Wife: Who?
Me: That douche right there. I passed his slow ass two miles back and he's crept up on me...now he's passing me. Why does he keep changing speeds? He's a veloscillator!
Wife: Don't let it eat you up inside. Put some love in your heart.
Me: NOW what is he doing? He's slowed down and I have to look at his dumb face again!
Wife: Well, he's behind you now. You sure are handsome.
Me: Look at him! Now he's passing me! Is he in love with me? Is my profile that awesome??!?!
Wife: Well, actually it is. He might have a crush on you.
Me: LOOK AT THIS GUY! Now I've passed him....I'm so sick of this shit! VRRROOOOOMMM.....let's see this asshole catch me now!
Wife: Who?
Me: That douche right there. I passed his slow ass two miles back and he's crept up on me...now he's passing me. Why does he keep changing speeds? He's a veloscillator!
Wife: Don't let it eat you up inside. Put some love in your heart.
Me: NOW what is he doing? He's slowed down and I have to look at his dumb face again!
Wife: Well, he's behind you now. You sure are handsome.
Me: Look at him! Now he's passing me! Is he in love with me? Is my profile that awesome??!?!
Wife: Well, actually it is. He might have a crush on you.
Me: LOOK AT THIS GUY! Now I've passed him....I'm so sick of this shit! VRRROOOOOMMM.....let's see this asshole catch me now!
veloscillator by Greyborzoi July 31, 2009
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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