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A person who is really disrespectful, soft and anxious and expects you to care about their opinions on peoples looks.
If you ever meet this kind of person it is suggested that you hold a distance of 7 feet from them.
If the above is not possible, then you should not talk to the Veloser.
If the person comes in contact with you, then you should agree to everything they say. Just make sure to not build a friendship with them.
Veloser: I hate Max. He looks so awful.
You: Yeah same.
Veloser: Wanna be friends?
You: No thanks.
Veloser by Sussyman420 April 23, 2022
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Velosarapture 

A giant creature that lurks in the night to feed on dead souls, specifically; fans of the Twilight series.
The velosarapture took the souls of every Twilight series fan in history while they were sleeping.
Velosarapture by Velosarapture July 21, 2014

Velostremeu

noun. An overwhelming happiness

adjective: velostremeuous

adverb: velostremeuously
On the hot summer day, the sound of the ice cream truck filled the children with velostremeu.
Velostremeu by smores18 June 5, 2017
Group of losers at work who go outside and Vape instead of smoke
Ahhh that dude quit smoking he's such a vloser
Vloser by greggers33 July 24, 2015

veloster turbo 

Someone who wanted something to show they have a wild side, big dick, and great taste. They chose it for a reason so when said, it’s highly looked upon
That guy drives a veloster turbo, ain’t he dreamy
veloster turbo by firehobo February 7, 2018

Velosexual 

A portmanteu of the French world velo (bike) and hypersexuality, describing a person who has an excessive preoccupation of sexual thoughts, urges, or behaviors towards the sport of cycling.
Wow! What a ride! I'm feeling very Velosexual right now.
Them Velosexuals are the hottest thing that came to cycling.
Velosexual by Velosexual March 18, 2021

Velserbronx 

Velserbroek

A small town in Noord Holland .
I live in velserbronx .
I have been born in velserbronx.
Velserbronx by YUAN December 22, 2012