torkeling 

Performing oral sex on someone. It comes from a combination of the words "tongue" and "snorkeling."

She never wants to have sex, but she is always up for a good torkeling.

torkeling by Luke64 July 24, 2008

Small Toweling 

Masturbating in a hotel room. Named derives from when a man uses the smallest hotel towel available as a ejaculatory relief catch receptacle.

"I have 30 minutes before my show time, just enough time for some 'small toweling'."

Small Toweling by N1N July 25, 2010

Torrezing 

To blow off work in order to go home, to a bar or otherwise make poor decisions.

I was torrezing so hard at work today that I made myself throw up so that I could go to a strip club.

Torrezing by Rrbg May 14, 2016

Topeling 

to park one's car at an angle but still being in the lines

Dude that's some epic topeling right there, i don't think you could be any more croocked

Topeling by Prophet pj August 2, 2010

Tea toweling 

The brave act of poking a tea towel knuckles deep into a lions arse.

My attorney and I went tea toweling in Africa this weekend.

Tea toweling by Sylvester Santiago June 30, 2019

porkeling 

1. a male exploring a females nether regions with his.
2. a man rooting around between a woman's legs with his manhood.
3. "That's like when you go snorkeling with your ..." - Denny Crane

"I can still remember the first time Bev let me go porkeling."

porkeling by ST_PoundCake October 17, 2008

Tockling

The act of tickling a man's penis. This works the best on an erect penis, and when the owner of said penis is unaware he's about to be tockled.

Crystal is a total tockler. If you get her anywhere near a cock she'll give it a Tockling like no one's business.

Tockling by RedZeal January 13, 2011