Topeling

to park one's car at an angle but still being in the lines

Dude that's some epic topeling right there, i don't think you could be any more croocked

by Prophet pj August 02, 2010

Topeling

Parking your whip in a crooked manner whether within the lines or across one of the lines. A half-in, half-out, half-assed park job.

Wow. That is some epic topeling. Was he drunk when he parked or does he need new glasses?

by TheSeller August 26, 2018

topel

A big, BIG, sexy man who calls Concordia his home. ...and also Canada, to an extent.

"Goodness, I do believe that was Topel back there!"

"Well, by all means, let's follow him..."

"Yeah..."

by Dan Maeskee March 14, 2008

Lily topel

The BEST and MOST GORGEOUS hottest person to exist in this entire planet. There are no words to better describe a human like her. She is the most lovable person existing in this human era.

Lily Topel is hot as fuck

by speevs2cool December 21, 2023

Topel basement

Place where you keep extra beer & sausage for key meetings. Will smell dank upon entry, increase with use. Pro edition comes fully featured with a piss funnel at standing height.

The bars closing let’s head over to your Topel Basement and keep the party going!

by Doc McGuinne September 06, 2023