Topeling

to park one's car at an angle but still being in the lines

Dude that's some epic topeling right there, i don't think you could be any more croocked

by Prophet pj August 2, 2010

Topeling

Parking your whip in a crooked manner whether within the lines or across one of the lines. A half-in, half-out, half-assed park job.

Wow. That is some epic topeling. Was he drunk when he parked or does he need new glasses?

by TheSeller August 25, 2018

Small Toweling

Masturbating in a hotel room. Named derives from when a man uses the smallest hotel towel available as a ejaculatory relief catch receptacle.

"I have 30 minutes before my show time, just enough time for some 'small toweling'."

by N1N July 25, 2010

Tea toweling

The brave act of poking a tea towel knuckles deep into a lions arse.

My attorney and I went tea toweling in Africa this weekend.

by Sylvester Santiago June 30, 2019

Tip Toweling

When you sneak around with an erection that is covered with a small towel

Carter was tip toweling to the kitchen to get a midnight snack when Nana turned on the light and discovered his hidden erection.

by Tip towelettes January 20, 2019

Toweling

The equivalent to planking.

To drape yourself over an object, as if becomeing or impersonating a towel. Comes from the term planking, but planking became too "lame" to partake in; thus the creation of 'toweling'.

Originated by an unintelligent teenage girl in a small suburb out side of Dallas Texas, and has swiftly taken north Texas by storm.

Demarcus "hey bro let's take some cool pictures of us planking!"
Carlos "nah man that's so old, let's go toweling!"
both boys drape themselves over an Orthodontist office sign and take pictures, soon to be uploaded to Facebook.

by Basegod4life July 23, 2011

Toelingus

Foreplay that features someone licking their partners toes for sexual arousal. Featured in one of BLR's videos.

I gave her toelingus and she loved it.

by Lost_in_translation August 30, 2016