porkeling 

1. a male exploring a females nether regions with his.
2. a man rooting around between a woman's legs with his manhood.
3. "That's like when you go snorkeling with your ..." - Denny Crane

"I can still remember the first time Bev let me go porkeling."

porkeling by ST_PoundCake October 17, 2008

porkeling 

As coined by Denny Crane (Boston Legal), porkeling is the imitation of snorkeling in a sexual conext.

His penis was porkeling toward her vagina as though he were exploring the great barrier reef

porkeling by Thomas J April 4, 2006

PORCELINE PAINTING 

WHEN ONE SITS ON THE TOILETTE AND SPRAYS THE BOWL WITH FECAL RAINBOWS CREATING A BEAUTIFUL PAINTING THATS PORCELINE PAINTING BABY

MY GOD I JUST SHIT ME A VANGO WHAT A GREAT PORCELINE PAINTING WORTHY OF A MUESEUM

PORCELINE PAINTING by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 25, 2011

porking 

1. The act of having vigorous sexual intercourse with someone.

2. Actively hunting for pigs in their natural habitat.

1a. I heard that in 1986 a ninja broke the world record all over the planet by porking 500 hot babes at once.

1b. I really wanna make a Paris Hilton style video tape where I'm porking that Heather girl that works at the mall, man she's hot.

2. The fall is pig season, so I usually go out porking around late september, or early october. I just listen for the squealing/snorting and then shoot my RC-P90 in the general direction. MMMmmm... Pork...

porking by TonecasT February 3, 2004

finger porking 

Finger porking is the phrase given to the act of being penetrated with fingers.

Girl1: what did you do on the weekend?

Girl2: oh, I was just finger porking myself all day .

finger porking by Dan and Harry PLC September 29, 2013

hot pocketing 

pooping in someones foldout couch and folding it back up and leaving it for the unsespecting owner of the couch

It's fun hot pocketing people

hot pocketing by DE BIG BLAM September 8, 2009

Portering 

A verb (pronounced "Porter-ing") that describes when a person plays a multi-player video game (such as Halo or Smash Bros.) and sits on the sidelines while the other players fight and kill each other. When only 2 out of all the players fighting are left, the one who took this action tends to win because he did not do anything and angers the other players.

"Freakin' Mike won againg because he was portering the whole time!"

Portering by dube56 May 12, 2008