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norkeling

A form of spearfishing. when you have speargun in the water with a snorkel and goggles. You swim around and see fish and shot them. Its not only a sport, but an art form.
Mike Bobby and Mike all went norkeling and shot up tons of fish then ate them raw.
by speargattin February 22, 2010
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Norbering

The participation in several events on a single occasion / night.

Making plans with several parties, and trying to keep all appointments with no party aware of the others.
A common plot device in sitcoms, and comedy films.
Jerry: "I have decided to have two dates in one day, to save time"
George: "But how will you be able to meet two girls on the same night"
Jerry: "It is the delicate art of time balancing. I meet one a little early, and for a short date, so I have enough time to meet another girl a little late the same night. Better yet, I decided to meet both in the same place, to save time"
George: "I don't know Jerry, this kind of Norbering could get you into a lot of trouble"
Jerry: "Nonsense, my good friend Norber is doing that for year, and no one is the wisest"
by El Cuervo Grando September 7, 2013
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foot snorkeling

Foot snorkeling is a means of maintaining the optimum temperature for getting to sleep on those nights when a duvet cover or blanket provides too much heat, while the use of a sheet alone would provide too little.

It involves allowing a foot to protrude outside the duvet so as to achieve a cooling and ventilating effect, not just for the foot, but for the entire body. As such, the foot acts like a snorkel for the aspiring sleeper, providing a constant supply of air. Foot snorkeling is especially useful when sharing a bed with an exquisitely beautiful and sexy woman.
-God Almighty, Liam, I didn't sleep a wink last night. These balmy summer days are great, but trying to get a decent kip is a nightmare. I'm waking up every two hours bathed in my own sweat. If the weather continues like this I'm going to have to go out and buy one of those summer duvets.
-Well Margaret, don't be hasty, you know what the weather's like in this country. The day you buy your summer duvet the temperature will in all likelihood drop by ten degrees, and you'll probably never use the thing again. However, your problem could easily be overcome through judicious use of the foot snorkeling technique.

-The foot snorkeling technique? How does that work?
-It's very simple. Take off all your clothes and get into my bed and I'll give you a demonstration.
by Borgesian September 23, 2010
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Butt Snorkeling

Having one's head so far up their boss's ass and still being able to breathe out his nostrils when the boss is standing in 5 feet of water!
Gregg Goings was butt snorkeling again at lunch today.
by Therickman December 17, 2003
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Norling

Noun: A silverback of Northern European ancestry, indigenous and endemic to the Central Texas area.

Verb: To use surprising cunning against and prevail.
Noun: Check out that Norling over there, I hear he has five sacks!

Verb: Truant wanted to succeed at his last job, but he got norlinged by his hosebeast boss.
by Truant January 13, 2004
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Muff Snorkeling

Similar to Muff Diving, however, this form of oral sex requires straws through the nose to aid in breathing.
"I was giving her great oral, but needed to switch over to muff snorkeling after about 30 minutes."
by CDuFF105 August 22, 2008
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porkeling

1. a male exploring a females nether regions with his.
2. a man rooting around between a woman's legs with his manhood.
3. "That's like when you go snorkeling with your ..." - Denny Crane
"I can still remember the first time Bev let me go porkeling."
by ST_PoundCake October 17, 2008
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