Tortling 

The act in which you receive blowjob (oral sex), while your are engage in online video gaming.

While playing COD, the neighborhood slut was tortling me.

Tortling by c_will502 March 13, 2010

Tortling 

The act of interacting with a turtle

That person over there near the turtle pen in the zoo is tortling right now

Tortling by DefectivePotato01 October 28, 2022

turtling 

The delicate moments right before one really, really has to take a shit, where the shit is literally poking its head out of the sphincter then quickly hiding inside again.

Man, on the drive home from Disneyland, I had to take a serious shit; I was totally turtling.

turtling by Chris November 17, 2003

Torting 

Sex dressed as a kittie whilst engaging in the graceful act of enchilada frisbee.

Often involves saucers of milk.

A favourite foreplay pastime of furries.

Example: Dawn wanted to do some torting but Sidge was more interested in scratching furniture.

Torting by minasidge September 18, 2013

Cock Turtling 

Cock Turtling is the term of which is used for when a male slowly inserts his penis into a woman's vagina, mouth or any other orifice. When the cock has become rock hard, like a turtle's shell, the man will proceed to "beat the rabbit" and fuck the orifice as hard as he can until he splurges, therefore beating the rabbit, the rabbit being the girl's interest in the action.

"Hey man, I was walking in your kitchen and I caught you Jenna fucking on the table. What the fuck man?"

"Aww dude, I was fuckin' her at that moment, I was cock turtling' her. Going in slow and then BAM right in the kisser."

Cock Turtling by Ravnik August 22, 2009

Ninja Turtling

To rush someone in the game of Runescape, usually with dragon claws, but it can be improvised by using vesta's long sword, or dragon dagger (p++). This phrase was started by Sparc Mac, one of Runescape's most well known pkers.

"You just got Ninja Turtled, bitch! GF dart eper! Ninja Turtling owns!"

Ninja Turtling by reborn296 October 10, 2009

turtling 

When you have to poop so bad that it's practically coming out and hard to tighten the sphincter muscle to keep it in.

Leigh was turtling but she had to wait for the guests to leave before she rushed to the bathroom.

turtling by audvisartist August 16, 2008