Toweling

The equivalent to planking.

To drape yourself over an object, as if becomeing or impersonating a towel. Comes from the term planking, but planking became too "lame" to partake in; thus the creation of 'toweling'.

Originated by an unintelligent teenage girl in a small suburb out side of Dallas Texas, and has swiftly taken north Texas by storm.

Demarcus "hey bro let's take some cool pictures of us planking!"
Carlos "nah man that's so old, let's go toweling!"
both boys drape themselves over an Orthodontist office sign and take pictures, soon to be uploaded to Facebook.

by Basegod4life July 23, 2011

Toweling

When you pass out drunk with your towel on after taking a shower

"How was your night man?"

"Man I got so drunk I was toweling last night"

by WoolworthsAus December 9, 2016

Toweling

Toweling;

E.g (naked play fighting)

She wanted to give him a toweling but he just wanted to kiss her like a movie star!

by Big rod101 February 21, 2021

toweling off

(Present tense; verb) The process of quickly and shamefully cleaning oneself after a rigorous mating session. More specifically when a woman pleasures a man or visa versa. This is usually reserved for acts taking place in a dorm, a car or a man's apartment. Also known as a wipedown.

"Yeah, just let me towel off and I'll be right over. Sorry Janie, but I have to run... dodgeball starts in 20 minutes... could you give the couch a wipedown?"

by Funky Winterbean May 20, 2005

Small Toweling

Masturbating in a hotel room. Named derives from when a man uses the smallest hotel towel available as a ejaculatory relief catch receptacle.

"I have 30 minutes before my show time, just enough time for some 'small toweling'."

by N1N July 25, 2010

Tea toweling

The brave act of poking a tea towel knuckles deep into a lions arse.

My attorney and I went tea toweling in Africa this weekend.

by Sylvester Santiago June 30, 2019

Tip Toweling

When you sneak around with an erection that is covered with a small towel

Carter was tip toweling to the kitchen to get a midnight snack when Nana turned on the light and discovered his hidden erection.

by Tip towelettes January 20, 2019