fist kabobbing

A slang term for male masturbation, named for the fact that sliding your shaft through your hand is similar to sliding meat and vegetables on a skewer.

I got caught fist kabobbing last night by my mom, and now she's in therapy.

by Luke64 January 15, 2007

torkeling

Performing oral sex on someone. It comes from a combination of the words "tongue" and "snorkeling."

She never wants to have sex, but she is always up for a good torkeling.

by Luke64 December 20, 2005