sporke 

Når du får bennern under spoon

"Vi begynte plutselig å sporke"

sporke by Sporkern January 30, 2016

snorked 

past tense form of the verb “snork” which means to spit a jackfruit seed into a tuba from the balcony of the Metropolitan Opera (Needless to say, this term doesn’t see a whole lot of foot traffic.)

It was ‘96 when a crazy Aussie from Poowong North, Vic was challenged by his mates to spit a melon seed into a tuba from the balcony of the Metropolitan Opera on his upcoming junket to NYC. After practicing for weeks, spitting into a bucket from a eucalyptus tree, he asked for one allowance. The melon seed didn’t have sufficient heft to go the estimated distance. He was granted the use of a jackfruit seed. He then honed his skill until he had the precision of a sniper, “one shot, one kill”. On the night of the event, he and his wife (referee) took their seats nearest the stage on the third balcony. He sat through Giordano’s “Andrea Chenier” biding his time, waiting for just the right moment to do the deed and slink off into the night without being caught. The moment came at the very end of the performance when the audience cheered in appreciation for the talents of Pavarotti. He hurled that jackfruit seed with all the power he could generate from his manbag and then doubled over in a feigned hacking fit to disguise his action while his wife followed it to its intended target…and bingo! There have been no other “known” attempts. “Snorking” was never used until his triumphant return to Poowong North when one of his mates coined the term while fumbling through a toast in his honor.

Orchestra member: Say, Bob…I noticed that you missed that high note in the last stanza.
Bob: Yeah, I got snorked again.

snorked by goose_on_a_roof October 13, 2022

Sporkerize 

To modify a common object to make it multipurpose.

I have to sporkerize this app so it also provides weather data also .

Sporkerize by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

Sparke 

Pronounced sp-a-rk-E. This is a person who plans events for a living and also loves to party. Sparke is a professional partier. This person is the life of the party whether attending a party or planing an event. Must always look fabulous and sparkled. It is a privilege to associate with a Sparke.

The E in SparkE stands for EvEnTs and EnErGy.

Time to spark this event up Sparke
This party is sparke-licious
Sparke is planning this event?

Sparke by sparkEsparkles November 23, 2010

spokestep 

cutting up vocals over a beat

AJR is the best at making spokesteps!

spokestep by sksjdjjdjdoskdn May 23, 2018

Garfield snorkel 

When a man sticks his ball's in a woman's mouth and slaps his cock across her face while the woman sucks in on the man's balls.

"Dude, I gave her the Garfield snorkel last night. My ball sack is so saggy."

Garfield snorkel by TheSnorkel January 18, 2008

sneaky snorkel 

The act of trying to consume alcohol without detection. Sometimes applies to drinkers under 21, but is more often used to describe an adult who enjoys an alcoholic drink at potentially inappropriate times.

May also be shortened to just "snorkel"

She keeps a small flask in her purse for the occasional sneaky snorkel.

Where's Chris?
I think he's outside having a snorkel.

sneaky snorkel by rassoodock September 7, 2009