Sporkerize 

To modify a common object to make it multipurpose.

I have to sporkerize this app so it also provides weather data also .

Sporkerize by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

sporterization 

A sporterization is a very fancy term used for modified military surplus rifle. Commonly done on military surplus rifles when they are cheap, the sporterization is used on many rifles regardless of maker or country of origin. Commonly done in the 1900's onto the modern era, it shares many parallels with the "bubba'd" guns of the modern era. However sporterizations are in much higher quality than the more homemade "bubba'd" guns of the modern day.

Common sporterization techniques are cutting the stock down into a more hunting rifle shape, fitting of scopes and scope rails, and hand checkering of the wood to allow a better grip. While this has faded out in activity in recent years, sporterized guns still show up in gun shows and shops around the world, with a reduced price due to it being modified.

"Well in my grandpa's collection, we did find this sporterization of a Springfield, doubt it's really worth anything"

sporterization by Poppy Brother Junior January 2, 2017

spoilerize 

To remove spoilers from a description, especially a movie or TV summary, that might otherwise give away the ending or a plot twist to the unsuspecting reader. Can either be done by omitting spoiler content entirely, or by masking it on a web page in a way that the user has to click through or highlight text to read it.

You should spoilerize that movie review better, so people don't find out he was dead all along.

spoilerize by jschuur November 27, 2010

Snookerized 

For a man to be angrily confronted face-to-face by a female with his fist subsequently connecting with her face.

Dude, that crazy bitch got in my face, so I snookerized her.

Snookerized by hersheymike January 23, 2010

Sporkenife 

The yet-to-be-copyrighted brand name of a utensil that includes a spoon, a fork and a knife. It's basically a longer version of a spork with knife teeth on one side.

Derek: I have something to eat that requires three different utensils. What am I to do?
Otto: Here, use my Sporkenife!

Sporkenife by BAHD April 17, 2007

shockerized 

the past tense of being given/giving the shocker.

For the first time last night, I was officially shockerized.

Dude, I totally wanted to see her face expressions, and I shockerized her!

shockerized by phoenixblack July 20, 2009

snorkelize 

To add a snorkel to your turbo jeep wrangler in a manner that allows you to use and make up the word "snorkelize"

Man I can't drive through deep water in my jeep wrangler it really needs to be snorkelized

snorkelize by JuiceUnderWRLD December 28, 2024