Sporkenife 

The yet-to-be-copyrighted brand name of a utensil that includes a spoon, a fork and a knife. It's basically a longer version of a spork with knife teeth on one side.

Derek: I have something to eat that requires three different utensils. What am I to do?
Otto: Here, use my Sporkenife!

Sporkenife by BAHD April 17, 2007

Sporkerize 

To modify a common object to make it multipurpose.

I have to sporkerize this app so it also provides weather data also .

Sporkerize by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

Sporkife

An eating implement with a spoon on one end, a fork on the other, and the bottom fork blade serrated like a knife.

spork, sporkife

Sporkife by DarthNerd March 1, 2010

Sporknife 

A combonation fork, spoon, and knife.

I don't think has been invented yet but should be.

Sporknife by jiggly wiggly June 29, 2005

Sporkanite 

Believer in the philosophy of the great SporK.

Believer in SporKanism.

People on BFC are Sporkanites.

Sporkanite by Tom May 1, 2004

sporkenese 

a chinese spork that floods america's stores just like everything else in the store since china is pretty much making everything for america

Look at all those sporkenese children

sporkenese by PlayDohMan April 25, 2004