sporker

one who likes to spork

Bob was a sporker because he was holding a spork in his hand. Bob likes sporks. Very much.

by sporker number 572 July 26, 2003

sporker

what is found in the hog lot

that is a real sporker out in the feed lot Tish, cant wait to butcher it

by Chillaxin170 February 14, 2007

Sporkerize

To modify a common object to make it multipurpose.

I have to sporkerize this app so it also provides weather data also .

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

sporkeh

AKA sp0rkeh.
A computer virus that masquerades as a hack for the game Counter-Strike, often used by members of myg0t. Among other things, Sporkeh changes window text to a l33t derivative of "sporkeh owns you," switches screen relolution to 640x480, switches right-click and left-click on your mouse, slows the mouse cursor to a crawl, and prevents any EXE files from being run.

See www.pwned.nl for an example.

by progamer124 April 13, 2005

Spocker

So named for its resemblance to a traditional Vulcan greeting and the Starfleet officer who made it famous, the Spocker is a variation of the fingering technique most commonly referred to as “The Shocker.” As with its 3-fingered counterpart, the Spocker necessitates the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a woman’s vaginal opening. It is here, however, where the similarities end. Whereas the shocker would call for the insertion into the anus of the pinky finger only, the Spocker requires the interjection of both the pinky and ring fingers. It is the resulting “V” shaped finger spread that contributes so heavily to the technique’s moniker.

To boldly go where no man had gone before I gave her the Spocker.

by Bootface July 14, 2006

Spike your spooker

When someone pokes your perineum, the area between your genitals and your anus unexpectedly with their finger, a sharp object or a long implement such as a pole or a stick for an example.

Bruh, you better watch yourself. If you decide to do the hokey pokey and turn yoself around, I’ll be the one to spike your spooker!

by Memelyn May 20, 2019

Spokker Jones

1.Writer for SomethingAwful
2.Term one can use for things of utter horsecock, to sound 'hip', 'fresh', and 'wit' 'it'.

Lawyer: "Your honor, the defense is full of Spokker Jones!"
Judge: "OVERRULED, HIPPY!!!"

by Ein September 26, 2004