spoon

The most dangerous weapon mankind has ever known... So sharp...

Dave: "RAAAAAARGH!!! IMMA GONNA ATTACK YA WITH THIS SPOOON!!!"
*everyone flees, because the spoon is such a dangerous weapon*

by Bardo-zilla_37 May 11, 2015

spoon

The scooping utensil used for eating ice cream because I spend my time on my room crying with a bucket of mint chocolate chip on my lap because GOD IM SO ALONE AND EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE BECAUSE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER DIED AGAIN AND SOMEBODY DATE ME PLEASE

Spoons are ideal for eating soup.

by eat-the-fluffies-or-die April 4, 2015

spoon

(verb)To cuddle with your significant other (as in the way spoons lie together).

Do you want to go out to a movie or just rent one and spoon?

by Mista Askew March 13, 2005

spoon

A nickname for an obnoxiously self entitled, controlling, toxic and dramatic person. This person loves playing the victim card in every situation and enjoys self pity. They are fake and not to be trusted as they love making you feel bad for them and about yourself. They will simultaneously stab in the back and betray you. This term can also be used to describe or nickname someone with wide hips.

Look at Hannah, she is such a spoon.

Hannah looks like a spoon.

Hey look out, it's spoon.

by LilDepressionBoi February 27, 2019

spoon

Affectionate cuddling where the man lays behind the woman, usually with both people being in a fetal-type position and arms wrapped onto the woman's chest.

My girl always wants to spoon, but I just wanna fork!

by Shawnster April 20, 2005

spoon

the thing i use to dig food.

by spanky July 24, 2003

spoon

a funny way to insult people when they do silly things. it is most commonly used at the alpine school in T3 2019.

“you’re late for headcount? you absolute spoon!”

by spazmyn October 14, 2019