sporked

The act of sticking plastic forks (points down) into a yard. It is a relatively harmless prank that occurs during the darkness of the night. Oftentimes the forks will be arranged into a pattern or used to write out a phrase or word, but random placement will also occur.

George awoke to find his yard sporked, and immediately contrived plans for revenge.

by scoreJ6 June 02, 2007

sporked

Feminem.com's version of the word computer term, "pwned" created by House of Bizkits.

That dumb femi-fan got sporked.

by House of Bizkits February 23, 2005

sporked

FUBAR.. Has mechanical problems.
Computer component that has been zapped by lightning or some other surge.

We tried to use the computer, but the modem, etc. was sporked.

by Lil Lady January 21, 2004

sporked

Codeword for banned. It originated on Gothic.net, where if a user is banned, their user title is changed to "eyeball SPORKED!", therefore to get 'sporked' means to get banned from something.

The admins at Gothic.net sporked their own mods! Trolls are starting to seep in and the site is dying. Let's find a way to save it.

by Hand Hanzo (ikarileaderbjk mirror) July 28, 2006

sporked

the mix of spooned and forked, sporked.

Trevor got his ass sporked by Trav

by Kristinopolis September 15, 2005

to spork

To have an erection while spooning.

While Jane laid as the little spoon, John laid as big spoon behind her. John got excited and Jane could feel him sporking her with his erection.

"To spork" is to cuddle in that gray area between spooning and forking.

by TruestScotsman January 26, 2011

Sporked

intr.v. Spork, Sporked, Sporks, Sporking. 1) The act of completely humiliating or obliterating someone verbally, in written/typed form, or any other media. 2) Forum section on Feminem.com containing a database of humiliating and obliteratory messages directed towards anti-supporters of the website. (Created by Essix and The Cake God, respectively)

You've been Sporked!™, courtesy of Feminem.com.

by Essix March 06, 2005