Sporkesucker

Pubes
An Organism That Enjoys The Act Of Smooching Another Organisms Of The Same Or Opposite Sex's Pubic Hair. Also Includes Animals

Tori: Hey Babe
Tami: Hey Sexy ;).
Tori: You Wana Suck My Pubes?
Tami: Oh Yea, Im Such A Sporkesucker.

Sporkesucker by Lauren Miller March 15, 2008

Sporkfucker 

1: Someone who makes up pointless words, and then defines them with esoteric references and obscenities.

2: Someone who attempts sexual intercourse woth a spork, usually resulting in extreme bodily harm.

1: "For making this definition, I am likely a Sporkfucker, but I believe it was worth it."

2: "I, am a sporkfucker. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go to the hospital."

Sporkfucker by Sah-gay February 16, 2005

SporkFucker 

1) One who engages in sexual relations with Spoon-Fork combination eating utensils.
2) Magna Kaser of #gplus

1) That guy is a sporkfucker and has numerous spork children.
2) Magna Kaser is a real sporkfucker because he fucks sporks.

SporkFucker by ThiagoMengo69 July 26, 2003

SporkFucker 

One who engages in sexual relations with Spoon-Fork combination eating utensils.

That guy is a sporkfucker and has numerous spork children.

SporkFucker by deity June 18, 2005