sicktarded

Skiing/snowboarding vernacular. A strong adjective for

1: amazingly deep fresh powder snow
2: an insanely awesome line down a step mountain face.
3: A big ballsy jump off a cliff or in a terrain park
4: Anything that is 'off the hook' epic and worthy of such status

An portmanteau of the the popular adjective "sick", a word extensively used in the snow sports community and "tarded" from retarded. Something so good it profoundly affects you .

Did you see the video of Jamie Pierre doing the 77m cliff jump in Wyoming?
...yeah, that was sicktarded!

Did you get out in Hakuba after the epic dump?
....yeah sure did, it was nipple deep and sicktarded, pure sicktarded.

sicktarded by Phantom Ninja December 18, 2009

socktarded 

When the simple task of putting socks onto your feet becomes an impossible challenge.

One friend to another," How did you get that cast on your arm?"
Reply back," I went socktarded while standing on one leg, fell over and broke it."

socktarded by jpg3 November 25, 2011

Dicktarded 

The state of consciousness or euphoria following orgasm after having really good sex.

Sex with john left me dicktarded.

Dicktarded by Xtyn82 June 28, 2017

sicktard 

sicktard-anytime something is just a little bit too good for just sick, sicktard.

did you see tina blow all those guys that was sicktard.

sicktard by tino carvavan January 10, 2012

dicktarded 

the unequivocal response to a statement or action that is severely lacking in any trace of logic, reason, or any sort of intellect. used best in conjunction with awkward pauses when someone you don't like makes an obviously wrong statement and you feel like embarrassing them in front of their peers.

Sean: Do you guys think you can go to war and kill someone?

Danny: I think i could, because i wrestled and paintball.

(silence)

Dylan: That was so dicktarded it disproved natural selection.

dicktarded by TheButtePirate March 25, 2009

Ricktarded 

Any instance where you do something completely retarded or resembling a red headed step child in desperate need of an unrelenting beating. When someone does something so inexplicably ridiculous you want to throat punch a baby.

Wow, I can't get over the fact that he actually attemted that! Absolutly ricktarded. Only a ricktard would try to pull off something so rickdiculous! I'm astounded by your ricktardedness!!!! Get in your bed you flacid peice of shit!

Ricktarded by Brentlyexperience November 22, 2011

smacktarded 

A state of inhebriation derived from 2 or more drugs, typically including alcohol.

Yo, I am smacktarded.

smacktarded by Cait November 23, 2004