socktarded 

When the simple task of putting socks onto your feet becomes an impossible challenge.

One friend to another," How did you get that cast on your arm?"
Reply back," I went socktarded while standing on one leg, fell over and broke it."

socktarded by jpg3 November 25, 2011

sicktarded

Skiing/snowboarding vernacular. A strong adjective for

1: amazingly deep fresh powder snow
2: an insanely awesome line down a step mountain face.
3: A big ballsy jump off a cliff or in a terrain park
4: Anything that is 'off the hook' epic and worthy of such status

An portmanteau of the the popular adjective "sick", a word extensively used in the snow sports community and "tarded" from retarded. Something so good it profoundly affects you .

Did you see the video of Jamie Pierre doing the 77m cliff jump in Wyoming?
...yeah, that was sicktarded!

Did you get out in Hakuba after the epic dump?
....yeah sure did, it was nipple deep and sicktarded, pure sicktarded.

sicktarded by Phantom Ninja December 18, 2009

cocktarded 

1. An act of complete and total idiocy, committed by someone who has been forewarned about the lameness of the act about to be committed.

2. Describes one who repeatedly does the same foolish act repeatedly with self-deprecating results.

Chaz: Mike's been wearing that Slayer shirt for like a week, he fucking stinks.

Nate: I know, I told his ass.

Chaz: He's cocktarded dude.

Nate: I know, right.

cocktarded by {pole} July 3, 2008

Cocktarded 

A temporary state of impaired mental ability caused by being either sexually frustrated or extremely turned on

While typing this, Tom Brady's sexy ass appeared on TV and I became so cocktarded I totally forgot what I was doing. I had to flick the bean before I could type legibly again.

Cocktarded by tragicvanity July 31, 2017

smacktarded 

A state of inhebriation derived from 2 or more drugs, typically including alcohol.

Yo, I am smacktarded.

smacktarded by Cait November 23, 2004

wocktarded 

when a monkey wanna say somethin stupid

bruh thats really wocktarded of you

wocktarded by ooga chaka May 2, 2019