jpg3's definitions

cop-phobia

The fear of law enforcement types. A dread of any police. Paranoia towards a badge and gun carrier.

As the driver glanced into the rear view mirror while waiting for a red light to turn green, they saw a patrol car pulling up behind them. Instantly their cop-phobia kicked in.

by jpg3 September 16, 2015

boardwalk barker

The people that yell at you, as your walking past the overpriced game they operate on the pier, trying to get you to spend your hard earned money and win a cheap prize.

The couple were walking on the pier when suddenly a boardwalk barker startled them.

by jpg3 August 13, 2015

flagabuse

The act of disrespecting a flag.

Flagabuse is a common action among dumbasses.

by jpg3 August 9, 2015

internetland

A wonderful place people can go to and get lost in while getting away from everyday shit.

Fuck this mess, I"m going to visit internetland.

by jpg3 July 12, 2015

elbows & knees

The position someone "ends up" in as their getting ass fucked.

Anyone in the elbows & knees position could easily be getting fucked in the ass.

by jpg3 June 15, 2015

furry angels

Gods creatures that are sent to protect us. Aka; dogs, cats, etc.

I thank God for sending his furry angels into my life.

by jpg3 June 8, 2015

storm-shy

A fear of storms.

When thunderstorms are really bad it must suck to be storm-shy.

by jpg3 June 4, 2015