tobasco-ass

After eating to much spicey flavored with hot sauce food you take a shit and your assholes on fire.

I went to take a shit after eating mexican food covered in hot chili sauce and winced when it became painfully apparent that I had tobasco-ass !

by jpg3 August 30, 2011

thumbtard

A fucking moron that repeatedly votes down the same words by another urban dictionary author.

A thumbtard will repeatedly vote down the same definitions of specific urban dictionary author's.

by jpg3 July 24, 2011

selfpossessed

To be so into yourself that nothing or nobody else matters.

Some people become so selfpossessed theres no helping them.

by jpg3 October 30, 2011

sour puss pout

AKA the Renee Zellweger face, that squinty eyed puckered up lip effect as if the person just sucked a bushel of lemons.

Theres nothing attractive about a sour puss pout.

by jpg3 October 26, 2011

SANDYCANE

The Oct.,'12 storm that pummeled the eastern states.

We survived SANDYCANE.

by jpg3 October 28, 2012

rantdumb messages

The constant sending of meaningless, nonproductive, silly, unintelligent random messages via text, inbox or cyberchat.

OMG I keep getting these rantdumb messages, just sayin'.

by jpg3 November 22, 2011

monkeytoes

When someone can use their toes to pick things up or pinch you they have monkeytoes.

She used her monkeytoes to masturbate her lover to orgasm.

by jpg3 July 22, 2011