jpg3's definitions

flagabuse

The act of disrespecting a flag.

Flagabuse is a common action among dumbasses.

by jpg3 August 9, 2015

selfpossessed

To be so into yourself that nothing or nobody else matters.

Some people become so selfpossessed theres no helping them.

by jpg3 October 30, 2011

rantdumb messages

The constant sending of meaningless, nonproductive, silly, unintelligent random messages via text, inbox or cyberchat.

OMG I keep getting these rantdumb messages, just sayin'.

by jpg3 November 22, 2011

americantrucker

An americantrucker was or will be born here, raised here, speaks only american and drives american made trucks.

Its easy to tell an americantrucker from the nonamerican ones.

by jpg3 October 15, 2011

v-bag

T-boxed

This is the female version of when men T-bag people. How men T-bag someone is done by placing their exposed testicles on an individual, most likely the head or face of anyone passed out drunk or sleeping. When a female v-bags someone its done when she places her exposed labia on an unsuspecting person. The ultimate v-bag involves photo's that can be posted on the internet.

A group of girls found a dude passed out at a party and they each did a v-bag on him while taking pic's that they then posted on the web so his girlfriend could see.

by jpg3 October 28, 2012

sour puss pout

AKA the Renee Zellweger face, that squinty eyed puckered up lip effect as if the person just sucked a bushel of lemons.

Theres nothing attractive about a sour puss pout.

by jpg3 October 26, 2011

SANDYCANE

The Oct.,'12 storm that pummeled the eastern states.

We survived SANDYCANE.

by jpg3 October 28, 2012