jpg3's definitions

partyitis

A physical-mental condition that leaves you unable to function normally. Caused by mingling amongst many others the previous night and indulging in pleasurable, carefree happenings. Healing involves avoiding bright lights, stressful situations and contact with loud bossy individuals.

After an evening of interacting with others in crowded conditions and extreme liquid consumption some people suffering from partyitis have to call out sick from work.

by jpg3 November 29, 2013

shitlover

An individual that allows family and friends to treat them like shit. The individual gets tired of having to tolerate the bullshit treatment and will cry to people that don't treat them like shit and these people that never shit on that individual will be there for support. But then the individual wants to tolerate being shit on again by their family or friends and then the people giving the individual their support end up having to deal with that individuals shit.

The shitlover is a lost cause and always ends up going back for more so don't even get involved or you will be a shitlover too.

by jpg3 December 5, 2011

millville-morons

A bunch of uneducated adults from the same gene pool that are all living in one crackerjack box in millville, n.j., AKA illville

When driving thru southjersey beware of them fucking millville-morons.

by jpg3 August 14, 2011

unmotivateable

A situation where someone is not going to do anything at anytime for any reason despite numerous efforts of encouragement from others.

Repeat requests by both parents were ignored and their offspring remained unmotivateable.

by jpg3 October 31, 2011

MAX LOUDER

MAX LOUDER is someone that has a bellowing voice. They sound like their yelling when talking.

During a party with music cranking and many people talking, everyone clearly heard MAX LOUDER.

by jpg3 February 9, 2014

flourfatty

The act of rolling an overweight woman in flour so you can find the wet spot thereby locating a hole to have sex.

While watching a guy leave the bar with a very large woman a chick turned to her friend and exclaimed, " Oh wow, that dudes going to have to flourfatty, LOL "

by jpg3 July 20, 2010

gun or run

To have a gun and be able to use it if needed or to be unarmed and have to run and hope for the best.

When the home invaders started kicking in the door it became a gun or run scenario and the owners were glad they had invested in that Remington 870 shotgun.

by jpg3 November 8, 2011