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I was in school on a project. My partner, Brittany, was the hottest girl ever. I always had a thing for her but she was too hot. One day, something changed. She was leaning over a desk and she told me to look at what she wrote. I couldn't go on either side of her because there were tables.
"I can't really see" I said.

"Just come closer." She replied.

I went closer but made sure not to touch her. She wouldn’t stand up straight. Her ass was close to my dick.

"I can't get much closer." I told her.

"You can," she whispered.

I went further until I grazed her ass. She took my hands and placed them on the desk.

"Closer" she said.
I walked a few steps until I was against her.

"More" she urged. My dick was on her ass. (it continues into the example)
I pushed some more.

"There we go."

Our legs touched. She took my hands and placed them on her breasts. I pushed even more on her ass. I was so hard. Her tights showed her ass in a sexy way.

“Go to the bathroom." She whispered as she left the room.

I asked and then I stepped into the boys bathroom and locked the door. I looked in every stall and in the last one Brittany was there, in a black bra and thong. I walked up to her and kissed her. I took off her clothes. Her breasts were against me. I moved my hands to her ass and I squeezed. She squeezed mine. She undid her bra and I didn't move. She laughed, then took my hands and put them on her. She got down on her knees and traced the tip of my dick in circles. I tried to control my moans but it was too good. I cummed. It went in her mouth and she swallowed all of it. I was so hard again and kissed her. I grabbed her ass and hauled her up and her legs were around me. My dick went in her vagina. She screamed in pleasure.I moved in and out.

"Oh yes Nate."

I went as fast as I could and she screamed. We both hit our orgasms at the same time. She screamed again. I cummed so much. This sex between us continued for a long time.

Note: this was copied, with many edits as the grammar of the previous author was highly incompetent.
by Whomadetheperiodictable October 05, 2018
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Sex is like math:

You add the bed,
Subtract the clothes,
Divide the legs,
And pray you don't multiply.
Guy 1 to guy 2: Sarah and I were remembering high school math in bed last night when we had sex. We went at it like wild monkeys!
by (v.j.o) March 27, 2008
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The lone reason why the world exists, figuratively, and literaly!!!
Why Is Sex Like Riding A Bike?

1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.

2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.

3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.

4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.

5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.

6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.

7. It's best to have a soft place to land.

8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.

9. If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually best to slow down and wait for them.

10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.

11. Once you learn, you never forget how.

12. If you fall off get right back on.

13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.

14. Remember to signal before you change direction.

15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip.

16. Once you're over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.

17. That's why some of them are called Mountin' Bikes.
by DGlaze March 21, 2007
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Face it, the only reason that you're looking up sex right now is so that you can get horny from people's definitions.
Bro, I just looked up sex on urban dictionary. It was so much better than porn.
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i was in school on a project. my partner was the hottest girl ever Brittany. I always had a thing for her but she was too hot but something changed. in the halls, she bumped into me, i felt her hand squeeze my dick.she was leaning over a desk and she told me to look at what she wrote. i couldn't go on either side of her because there were tables."I can't really see" i said"just come closer." i went an inch closer but made sure not to touch her. she wouldnt stand up straight.her ass was close to my dick. "I can't get much closer." i told her "you can"i went further until i grazed her ass."she took my hands and placed them on the desk. "closer" she said.i walked a few steps until i was against her. "more" she said. my dick was on her ass. (it continues into the example)
i pushed some more. "there we go.".our legs touched." she took my hands and placed them on her breasts. i pushed even more on my ass. i was so hard. her tights showed her ass in a sexy way. go to the bathroom" she whispered she left the room. i asked. i stepped into the boys bathroom and locked the door. i looked in the stalls and on the last one Brittany was there in a black bra and thong. i walked up to her and kissed her. her legs were next to me. i took off her clothes. her breasts were against me. i moved my hands to her ass and i squeezed. she squeezed mine. she undid her bra and i didn't move. she laughed, took my hands and putthem on her. she got down on her knees and took a chunk in. i tried to control my moans but it was to good. i cummed. it went in her mouth and she swallowed all of it. i was hard again and kissed her. i grabbed her ass and hauled her up. her legs were around me. my dick went in her vagina. she screamed.I moved in and out"oh yes Nate. " i went as fast as i could and she screamed. we both hit our orgasms at the same time. she screamed.i cummed so much. we Frenched after. this sex between us continued for a long time. i have to go, tomorrow is our son's wedding.
by greatlover August 27, 2013
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