Hicktarded
Of or pertaining to a Hicktard
When Chicken Fried by The Zack Brown band came on, she said "we are not listening to this hicktarded music!"
Hicktarded by historionsistor May 7, 2011
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hiptarded
the act of a hipster doing something incredibly stupid all in the name of appearing "cool", "ironic', or "authentic'
Dude 1- "Why exactly is that guy going on vacation in the Congo again?"
Dude 2- "Because no one else goes there, it's off the grid, it's edgy, get it?"
Dude 1- "That's pretty hiptarded."
Dude 2- "You said it man."
Dude 2- "Because no one else goes there, it's off the grid, it's edgy, get it?"
Dude 1- "That's pretty hiptarded."
Dude 2- "You said it man."
hiptarded by Furiosa the Accursed May 29, 2015
Related Words
Hicktarded • dicktarded • hicktard • hiptarded • Hisstarded • Kicktarded • sicktarded • rick-tarded • high-tarded
Dicktarded
Dicktarded by Xtyn82 June 28, 2017
sicktarded
Skiing/snowboarding vernacular. A strong adjective for
1: amazingly deep fresh powder snow
2: an insanely awesome line down a step mountain face.
3: A big ballsy jump off a cliff or in a terrain park
4: Anything that is 'off the hook' epic and worthy of such status
An portmanteau of the the popular adjective "sick", a word extensively used in the snow sports community and "tarded" from retarded. Something so good it profoundly affects you .
1: amazingly deep fresh powder snow
2: an insanely awesome line down a step mountain face.
3: A big ballsy jump off a cliff or in a terrain park
4: Anything that is 'off the hook' epic and worthy of such status
An portmanteau of the the popular adjective "sick", a word extensively used in the snow sports community and "tarded" from retarded. Something so good it profoundly affects you .
Did you see the video of Jamie Pierre doing the 77m cliff jump in Wyoming?
...yeah, that was sicktarded!
Did you get out in Hakuba after the epic dump?
....yeah sure did, it was nipple deep and sicktarded, pure sicktarded.
...yeah, that was sicktarded!
Did you get out in Hakuba after the epic dump?
....yeah sure did, it was nipple deep and sicktarded, pure sicktarded.
sicktarded by Phantom Ninja December 18, 2009
dicktarded
the unequivocal response to a statement or action that is severely lacking in any trace of logic, reason, or any sort of intellect. used best in conjunction with awkward pauses when someone you don't like makes an obviously wrong statement and you feel like embarrassing them in front of their peers.
Sean: Do you guys think you can go to war and kill someone?
Danny: I think i could, because i wrestled and paintball.
(silence)
Dylan: That was so dicktarded it disproved natural selection.
Danny: I think i could, because i wrestled and paintball.
(silence)
Dylan: That was so dicktarded it disproved natural selection.
dicktarded by TheButtePirate March 25, 2009
Ricktarded
Any instance where you do something completely retarded or resembling a red headed step child in desperate need of an unrelenting beating. When someone does something so inexplicably ridiculous you want to throat punch a baby.
Wow, I can't get over the fact that he actually attemted that! Absolutly ricktarded. Only a ricktard would try to pull off something so rickdiculous! I'm astounded by your ricktardedness!!!! Get in your bed you flacid peice of shit!
Ricktarded by Brentlyexperience November 22, 2011
hightarded
A state in which one is under a strong influence of marijuana, greatly inhibiting their ability to think clearly and control their behavior, making one seem almost mentally handicapped.
hightarded by BennyandJoon February 22, 2009
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