smacktarded
smacktarded by Cait November 23, 2004
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socktarded
One friend to another," How did you get that cast on your arm?"
Reply back," I went socktarded while standing on one leg, fell over and broke it."
Reply back," I went socktarded while standing on one leg, fell over and broke it."
socktarded by jpg3 November 25, 2011
Related Words
smacktarded • smacktarted • Smacktard • Smartarded • sicktarded • Smacktardium • smamtarded • smarttarded • smatarded • socktarded
smatarded
Somone who is smart yet retarded in a sense. Particularly, a person who is smatarded is only smart when intelligence is being called upon. Otherwise mainly random, stupid, mentally handicapped, dumbfounded, and ADD. Most of the time, unintelligent people cannot see through this type of person and assume that they really are just completely stupid, but on the inside the smatarded person is laughing at them because they are the lesser.
smamtarded
Neal was so smamtarded last night, he hooked up with that whale
That girl sent a ten second projectile of barf all over my house. She was smamtarded.
That girl sent a ten second projectile of barf all over my house. She was smamtarded.
smamtarded by dragonslayer523 June 3, 2009
Smacktard
a person who is seen to be special and mentally retarded. they are easily idenifiable by the lack of common sense and geographical knowledge eg. the lake district is in scotland. they will also repeatidly ask you to pass them their imaginary rifle when encountered with a fox or similar creature. you are recommended not to approach one for the fact that they will cling to you like a leech until death do you part.
Smacktard by mr jack daniel December 28, 2005
Smartarded
:: Smartarded ::
John wrote a brilliant computer virus that crashed tens of thousands of computers... and he wrote his name on it...
Kelly's genius security system was flawless - it was then she realized she locked himself out.
Bob knew his last 30 years were well spent, the fruits of his labor were at last complete. His army of robotic carebears waged war against humanity.
John wrote a brilliant computer virus that crashed tens of thousands of computers... and he wrote his name on it...
Kelly's genius security system was flawless - it was then she realized she locked himself out.
Bob knew his last 30 years were well spent, the fruits of his labor were at last complete. His army of robotic carebears waged war against humanity.
Smartarded by Eric C Carberry August 30, 2006
sicktarded
Skiing/snowboarding vernacular. A strong adjective for
1: amazingly deep fresh powder snow
2: an insanely awesome line down a step mountain face.
3: A big ballsy jump off a cliff or in a terrain park
4: Anything that is 'off the hook' epic and worthy of such status
An portmanteau of the the popular adjective "sick", a word extensively used in the snow sports community and "tarded" from retarded. Something so good it profoundly affects you .
1: amazingly deep fresh powder snow
2: an insanely awesome line down a step mountain face.
3: A big ballsy jump off a cliff or in a terrain park
4: Anything that is 'off the hook' epic and worthy of such status
An portmanteau of the the popular adjective "sick", a word extensively used in the snow sports community and "tarded" from retarded. Something so good it profoundly affects you .
Did you see the video of Jamie Pierre doing the 77m cliff jump in Wyoming?
...yeah, that was sicktarded!
Did you get out in Hakuba after the epic dump?
....yeah sure did, it was nipple deep and sicktarded, pure sicktarded.
...yeah, that was sicktarded!
Did you get out in Hakuba after the epic dump?
....yeah sure did, it was nipple deep and sicktarded, pure sicktarded.
sicktarded by Phantom Ninja December 18, 2009
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