Kicktarded 

Low Information creators and backers on crowd funding websites, most notably Kickstarter. Usually not smart enough to figure out basic information on the crowd funding website.

That backer is really Kicktarded. They could not read the update just posted to find out their answer.

Kicktarded by Whiskey Dangerous May 22, 2025

Dicktarded 

The state of consciousness or euphoria following orgasm after having really good sex.

Sex with john left me dicktarded.

Dicktarded by Xtyn82 June 28, 2017

sicktarded

Skiing/snowboarding vernacular. A strong adjective for

1: amazingly deep fresh powder snow
2: an insanely awesome line down a step mountain face.
3: A big ballsy jump off a cliff or in a terrain park
4: Anything that is 'off the hook' epic and worthy of such status

An portmanteau of the the popular adjective "sick", a word extensively used in the snow sports community and "tarded" from retarded. Something so good it profoundly affects you .

Did you see the video of Jamie Pierre doing the 77m cliff jump in Wyoming?
...yeah, that was sicktarded!

Did you get out in Hakuba after the epic dump?
....yeah sure did, it was nipple deep and sicktarded, pure sicktarded.

sicktarded by Phantom Ninja December 18, 2009

dicktarded 

the unequivocal response to a statement or action that is severely lacking in any trace of logic, reason, or any sort of intellect. used best in conjunction with awkward pauses when someone you don't like makes an obviously wrong statement and you feel like embarrassing them in front of their peers.

Sean: Do you guys think you can go to war and kill someone?

Danny: I think i could, because i wrestled and paintball.

(silence)

Dylan: That was so dicktarded it disproved natural selection.

dicktarded by TheButtePirate March 25, 2009

Ricktarded 

Any instance where you do something completely retarded or resembling a red headed step child in desperate need of an unrelenting beating. When someone does something so inexplicably ridiculous you want to throat punch a baby.

Wow, I can't get over the fact that he actually attemted that! Absolutly ricktarded. Only a ricktard would try to pull off something so rickdiculous! I'm astounded by your ricktardedness!!!! Get in your bed you flacid peice of shit!

Ricktarded by Brentlyexperience November 22, 2011

Ricktarded 

A person who has been on a bender for more than 6 weeks, and has now reached the point of appearing mentally challenged.

Wow, that dude is Ricktarded

Ricktarded by HilariousAlways January 29, 2018

Dicktarded 

When a girl loses her virginity and her mind because she fell in love with dick on the first stroke.

Look at that Ho. Mikey took her out last night and must have fucked her right cause she came home dicktarded!!!

Dicktarded by Tiny Cox84 April 27, 2019