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A cross between a shirt and a jacket similar to the apparel of builders.
Hey hans, take off that sexy shacket and come on over here baby.
shacket by crumply June 11, 2006
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Slucket List 

List of slutty things one must do in their lifetime.
I finally had a threesome with a midget, I can now mark that off my slucket list;
also
Last night I am pretty sure I wiped the last 3 items off of my slucket list, I can now die happy as long as I don't have HIV.
Slucket List by KfromCanada August 16, 2012

Coconut Shucker 

Originally conceived in Houston city-data based off the rantings of a forum smartass, "coconut shucker" just means you're like the coolest thing since Elvis ate sliced bread sandwiches with the Fonz. When you're a "coconut shucker," every guy wants to be you and every woman wants to be with you. And you drink Dos Equis.
That dude Chad is such a coconut shucker... the life of the party every time! I wish I could be just like him!
A posh, Shakespearean way of saying "Suck". Used to make the insulter seem more intellectual than the insultee.
Ye sucketh like a man without water!
Sucketh by Madmarkus May 19, 2005

Pud Shucker 

A heterosexual feminazi pseudo-prude who hates men but still wants sex with them - provided it is vaginal only in the missionary position, thinks her shit doesn't stink, ascribes horrible personal character flaws to any guy who has ever shown interest in her, dated her, fucked her, or inevitably split from her, and badmouths those guys to every one she knows every chance she gets.

Pud shuckers never take responsibility and are always victims... even when they cause a break-up by messing around.

Beware of chicks on on dating sites who use keywords like "looking for a real man" - they are probably pud shuckers.
I saw you looking at Jacqui B. the other night. Don't go messing with her. She's a pud shucker... every ex boyfriend she's ever had is a psycho stalker or kiddy diddler.
Pud Shucker by Jafr2 January 15, 2009

shockets 

any run of the mill bunchback whose ass is quaintly situated eight to fourteen inches below the shoulder...giving that person what one might seemingly refer to as shoulder pockets
'Hey bernard, could you help your sister get her bag out of the high shelf in her closet. Oh and before you do that could you help dad pop his shoulder back into place. Get your hands out of your gorgeous shockets and get over here mister!'
shockets by provider44 January 15, 2010