by crumply June 11, 2006
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Last night I am pretty sure I wiped the last 3 items off of my slucket list, I can now die happy as long as I don't have HIV.
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Last night I am pretty sure I wiped the last 3 items off of my slucket list, I can now die happy as long as I don't have HIV.
by KfromCanada August 16, 2012
Get the Slucket List mug.Originally conceived in Houston city-data based off the rantings of a forum smartass, "coconut shucker" just means you're like the coolest thing since Elvis ate sliced bread sandwiches with the Fonz. When you're a "coconut shucker," every guy wants to be you and every woman wants to be with you. And you drink Dos Equis.
That dude Chad is such a coconut shucker... the life of the party every time! I wish I could be just like him!
by AK blah blah June 25, 2010
Get the Coconut Shucker mug.A posh, Shakespearean way of saying "Suck". Used to make the insulter seem more intellectual than the insultee.
by Madmarkus May 19, 2005
Get the Sucketh mug.A heterosexual feminazi pseudo-prude who hates men but still wants sex with them - provided it is vaginal only in the missionary position, thinks her shit doesn't stink, ascribes horrible personal character flaws to any guy who has ever shown interest in her, dated her, fucked her, or inevitably split from her, and badmouths those guys to every one she knows every chance she gets.
Pud shuckers never take responsibility and are always victims... even when they cause a break-up by messing around.
Beware of chicks on on dating sites who use keywords like "looking for a real man" - they are probably pud shuckers.
Pud shuckers never take responsibility and are always victims... even when they cause a break-up by messing around.
Beware of chicks on on dating sites who use keywords like "looking for a real man" - they are probably pud shuckers.
I saw you looking at Jacqui B. the other night. Don't go messing with her. She's a pud shucker... every ex boyfriend she's ever had is a psycho stalker or kiddy diddler.
by Jafr2 January 15, 2009
Get the Pud Shucker mug.any run of the mill bunchback whose ass is quaintly situated eight to fourteen inches below the shoulder...giving that person what one might seemingly refer to as shoulder pockets
'Hey bernard, could you help your sister get her bag out of the high shelf in her closet. Oh and before you do that could you help dad pop his shoulder back into place. Get your hands out of your gorgeous shockets and get over here mister!'
by provider44 January 15, 2010
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