80 definitions by provider44
I think that woman just pulled a platt. She is barred from qualifying because she exceeds the age requirement by 20 gosh darn years.
by provider44 January 17, 2010
Cole is pluggin' and sluggin' with lucid mind and tenacious focus with the hopes that one day his constant advances towards Milly will end in him possessing her heart.
by provider44 January 17, 2010
someone who has stabbed in the back like a coward and in the front like a courageous asshole so many times that its hard to tell which one they are
'Cedric is such an ambivalent curio. A pure blooded side-stabber if there ever was one. He secretly screwed me out of $100 last week, then he told his boyfriend that he was having an affair with his mother, then he actually butchered his girlfriend with a dirk from all angles'
by provider44 January 14, 2010
to ease someones mind and put them to sleep by going through all of your favorite urbandictionary.com definitions.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
to sleep with someone over 250 pounds
Jeremiah buttered himself up and allowed himself to be gang boinked by three ultra portly asian ladies.
by provider44 January 17, 2010
I farted with an accompanying arm pump after i said ,'hey louie come over here and ill give you back your (fart filler).'
by provider44 January 14, 2010