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nonkey

James is your typical nonkey. He thinks he can get ahead by dressing up in the quasi venerable raiments of the avaricious and grasping white power ego businessman. I suggest he stays true to his own authentic greatness.
by provider44 January 15, 2010
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squoawuhweek

squirrel work...to work as focused and determined as a busy squirrel. Having a pejorative tinge to it. As in being only about hard work and not about thought.
'Look at Loakie workin himself to death. He just ova there goin ta squoawuhweek. You would almost think he was trying to distract himself from the deeper issues that get second billing in the theater of his narrow mind.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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cardboard banker

anyone who holds up lines everywhere they go as they pump most of there earnings into scratchoff tickets.
'Hey look kids, the cashier has been here all along. The holdup is being caused by the witless cardboard banker who is covered in ticket shavings.
by provider44 January 15, 2010
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scratch rash

a peson who holds up lines to purchase lottery tickets every day
The scratch rash may have found the remedy for distracting the mind from problems at hand but he is investing in despair.
by provider44 January 15, 2010
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buddikles

gentle stroking of the booty area to ease someone to sleep
'Baby, enough with the talking. Can you just give me some buddikles so i can pass out?'
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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garfunk

a person having to depend on others to write the music for your vocals and lyrics
teddy was an avid music fan and a prolific lyricist but unfortunately he was always at the mercy of others to write him music so he could not be given credit for the complete expression of his song. I believe i heard my dad refer to him as a garfunk.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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bumfy

Poshka was used to sleeping on the street but when the nice lady gave hime shelter, a warm meal, then a fireside bed, he was as bumfy as a man could be.
by provider44 January 15, 2010
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