80 definitions by provider44

'hey! Billy has a zoadie!'
by provider44 January 15, 2010
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a person who says 'awwwww' way too often
'Marlowe is such an awfool. She will say awwww over anything ya know.'
by provider44 January 17, 2010
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Any overweight likable funnyman that spends their life quieting demons with a steady barrage of illegal drugs , normally ends in premature death. (far-lan-GEW-shee)
Its a shame Pete is a farlangushi. He is such a tremndous talent. What a waste.
by provider44 January 19, 2010
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to ease someones mind and put them to sleep by going through all of your favorite urbandictionary.com definitions.
'Baby?Can you not get to sleep?Let daddy come in and feed you some urban milk.'
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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when a compact disk your taste is offended by, or due to the fact that they are becoming outmoded, is relegated to coffee table stain prevention status aka ctsps.
I found a cd that was so hideous i had to buy it just so I could shame it by forcing it into a slave life of coaster demotion and hold drinks until it breaks.
by provider44 January 18, 2010
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to pull fist into the side of the torso,like a chicken wing and hit an inanimate object.
After the dancing smith missed a free throw he chiced the basketball with gusto as he stared at the ref with wounded bravado.
by provider44 January 17, 2010
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Jeremiah buttered himself up and allowed himself to be gang boinked by three ultra portly asian ladies.
by provider44 January 17, 2010
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