provider44's definitions

hair burrito

whenever you wake up and are being inadvertently tickled by someone's head hair so you wrap it up with the cover.

When I awoke to Josanna's hair salad I wrapped her up and transformed her into a hair burrito which was less annoying.

by provider44 January 18, 2010

muppetpussy

anyone who swears at someone on the ground from the rooftop

The street in downtown New Orleans was filled with some mean spirited people that spanned the gamut from the confrontational lunatic brute all the way to the muppetpussy.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

rubber lip

a person cursing at the rubber neck

As I slowed down to survey the gleaming wreckage I noticed a rubber lip behind me with the eyes bulging out of its head

by provider44 January 15, 2010

fart filler

to intentionally fart where the listener thinks a word will be spoken.

I farted with an accompanying arm pump after i said ,'hey louie come over here and ill give you back your (fart filler).'

by provider44 January 14, 2010

jelly belly

extremely jealous

When Wanda informed me that her and Trent were going out on a date i was filled with jealousy, but when I caught sight of them making love in her barn I turned into the epitome of a jelly belly.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

exaggerator calibrator

a mental device used to make a notorious exaggerator's stories more truthful.

As she spun her bloated yarn my exaggerator calibrator was working overtime trying to drag the rocketing leviathon back to earth.

by provider44 January 18, 2010

jut play

an abridged and streamlined form of when you are not serious and just playing with someone

when Frank seemed to be offended by my trenchant comment I gave him a nudge on the shoulder and said 'jut play.'

by provider44 January 14, 2010