provider44's definitions

scratch rash

a peson who holds up lines to purchase lottery tickets every day

The scratch rash may have found the remedy for distracting the mind from problems at hand but he is investing in despair.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

garfunk

a person having to depend on others to write the music for your vocals and lyrics

teddy was an avid music fan and a prolific lyricist but unfortunately he was always at the mercy of others to write him music so he could not be given credit for the complete expression of his song. I believe i heard my dad refer to him as a garfunk.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

poop-paster

someone whose breath is so nose melting that you would swear that they put poop on their tooth brush.

Rocky's breath was so rotten that even the dog knew he was a poop-paster

by provider44 January 15, 2010

zoadie

zit go tee

'hey! Billy has a zoadie!'

by provider44 January 15, 2010

bumfy

extremely comfortable

Poshka was used to sleeping on the street but when the nice lady gave hime shelter, a warm meal, then a fireside bed, he was as bumfy as a man could be.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

Bluto Buffet

any buffet, salad bar, cookout, etc. where its ok to eat your food as you are in line and putting your meal together.

I treat every buffet like it is a Bluto Buffet. I mean daddies gotta eat.

by provider44 January 19, 2010

exaggerator calibrator

a mental device used to make a notorious exaggerator's stories more truthful.

As she spun her bloated yarn my exaggerator calibrator was working overtime trying to drag the rocketing leviathon back to earth.

by provider44 January 18, 2010