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Dr.Stinkenstein emeritus

After a man's humorous quirky charm has fled the air of his pungent eggfart that dances through the air and up his repulsed ladyfriend's nose.(does not have to be an eggfart...can be any loathsome shade in the gas gamut)
Jery has degraded by gradations from prince charming to good king bumfy ,then from mister swift pay dropper to captain poopfordays, then finally from Dr.Stinkenstein to Dr.Stinkenstein emeritus.
by provider44 January 17, 2010
mugGet the Dr.Stinkenstein emeritusmug.

scratch rash

a peson who holds up lines to purchase lottery tickets every day
The scratch rash may have found the remedy for distracting the mind from problems at hand but he is investing in despair.
by provider44 January 15, 2010
mugGet the scratch rashmug.

bumfy

Poshka was used to sleeping on the street but when the nice lady gave hime shelter, a warm meal, then a fireside bed, he was as bumfy as a man could be.
by provider44 January 15, 2010
mugGet the bumfymug.

garfunk

a person having to depend on others to write the music for your vocals and lyrics
teddy was an avid music fan and a prolific lyricist but unfortunately he was always at the mercy of others to write him music so he could not be given credit for the complete expression of his song. I believe i heard my dad refer to him as a garfunk.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
mugGet the garfunkmug.

Bluto Buffet

any buffet, salad bar, cookout, etc. where its ok to eat your food as you are in line and putting your meal together.
I treat every buffet like it is a Bluto Buffet. I mean daddies gotta eat.
by provider44 January 19, 2010
mugGet the Bluto Buffetmug.

poop-paster

someone whose breath is so nose melting that you would swear that they put poop on their tooth brush.
Rocky's breath was so rotten that even the dog knew he was a poop-paster
by provider44 January 15, 2010
mugGet the poop-pastermug.

zoadie

zit go tee
'hey! Billy has a zoadie!'
by provider44 January 15, 2010
mugGet the zoadiemug.

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