Dr.Stinkenstein emeritus

After a man's humorous quirky charm has fled the air of his pungent eggfart that dances through the air and up his repulsed ladyfriend's nose.(does not have to be an eggfart...can be any loathsome shade in the gas gamut)

Jery has degraded by gradations from prince charming to good king bumfy ,then from mister swift pay dropper to captain poopfordays, then finally from Dr.Stinkenstein to Dr.Stinkenstein emeritus.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

exaggerator calibrator

a mental device used to make a notorious exaggerator's stories more truthful.

As she spun her bloated yarn my exaggerator calibrator was working overtime trying to drag the rocketing leviathon back to earth.

by provider44 January 18, 2010

jelly belly

extremely jealous

When Wanda informed me that her and Trent were going out on a date i was filled with jealousy, but when I caught sight of them making love in her barn I turned into the epitome of a jelly belly.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

squoawuhweek

squirrel work...to work as focused and determined as a busy squirrel. Having a pejorative tinge to it. As in being only about hard work and not about thought.

'Look at Loakie workin himself to death. He just ova there goin ta squoawuhweek. You would almost think he was trying to distract himself from the deeper issues that get second billing in the theater of his narrow mind.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

facebook philosopher

someone who feels the need to use facebook as a forum to make others think he or she is smarter than them

Brad is the quintessential facebook philosopher. Constantly trying to broadcast his 'brilliance'.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

jut play

an abridged and streamlined form of when you are not serious and just playing with someone

when Frank seemed to be offended by my trenchant comment I gave him a nudge on the shoulder and said 'jut play.'

by provider44 January 14, 2010

dromby

a drunken zombie. Normally someone who mixes alcohol and medication. They have alot of trouble speaking clearly, staying awake, moving with accuracy and making any sense at all.

Joe is such a dromby. Just look at how pale his face is. I mean he cant tell his ass from his elbow wow. What a sack of dogshit.

by provider44 January 14, 2010