Definitions by crumply
bangsnax
During a day of sex it's important to have food for in between climaxes. You don't want to eat so much that you feel too full to go on, and you don't want to wait and starve - so what you need are bangsnax.
Kindlefag
Someone who buys an Amazon Kindle in order to sit in a public place looking intelligent and/or introspective. A far-gone breed of the animal who would once be able to afford an iPad but has fallen into pussy-pulling-gadget poverty. Mostly scene, indie or one-armed.
Dumbledore dies, Kindlefag!