Kindlefag

Someone who buys an Amazon Kindle in order to sit in a public place looking intelligent and/or introspective. A far-gone breed of the animal who would once be able to afford an iPad but has fallen into pussy-pulling-gadget poverty. Mostly scene, indie or one-armed.

Dumbledore dies, Kindlefag!

by crumply February 20, 2011

bangsnax

During a day of sex it's important to have food for in between climaxes. You don't want to eat so much that you feel too full to go on, and you don't want to wait and starve - so what you need are bangsnax.

"WHERE ARE YOU? GET BACK IN HERE AND LOVE ME!"

"BBY, I'm just washing your juices off my hands so I can have some cheesy wotsits."

"Bangsnax!"

by crumply January 24, 2022

shacket

A cross between a shirt and a jacket similar to the apparel of builders.

Hey hans, take off that sexy shacket and come on over here baby.

by crumply June 11, 2006