Pud

A human male's penis

We're so worried about little Billy. The other day his sister caught him playing with his pud.

by Miguel du Bris November 11, 2003

Pud

1. The male penis
2. A lazy, useless, or very weak person.

1. I lost my girlfriend, so now i have to wack my pud.
2. He just sits around all day like a little pud.

by PIMP May 16, 2007

pud

An abnormally weak and wimpy person. Synonym for wimp, weakling, pussy, and wussy. Also indicative of someone with lots of fear, afraid of almost anything. A pud would run from any fight, shy away from any argument, be and be physically weak. Typically an insult equated with failure as far as a physical challenge or inability to take on easy challenges. Also synonymous with pudwacker.

Dude, just do it, don't be such a pud

AWW Man, The hot girl wanted to make out with Matt, but he got scared and ran away. What a little pud!

What, you can't even bench the freekin bar! What a pud!

by Schweinsberg August 2, 2004

pud

The male genitalia - a penis, dick, cock, or dork.

Larry sat home all evening and pulled his pud.

by B. Sure January 16, 2003

pud

short for pudendum, or genitalia. dick, crank

I spent all day pounding the pud.

by nut January 31, 2005

pud

a person who does idiotic things without too much effort. Is not always derogatory, but can be used as such.

I felt like such a pud when I tripped up the stairs at the tube station.

I am such a pud.

My boss forgot to tell me that the times of a job had changed, so that I could let his crew know...what a pud monkey.

by Val Cohen April 26, 2004

Pud

Penis.
Usually used when someone is being an idiot.

You sir... are a Pud

by Super Sexy Boogeyman Slaya December 3, 2010