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OMG! The weird-ass scientologist still refuses to leave the closet!
closet by Stephan Hill September 4, 2006
A trash can in your wall
"My mom told me to clean my room. So I opened my closet."
A place for shoes, clothes and in most cases, homosexuals.

In order to prevent themselves from social rejection, gays make sure to lock the door after themselves and throw away the key.
WHORE1: "Geez, why is this closet locked?"
WHORE2: "I think there's someone in there. I hear masterbation."
closet by whitebitchheather October 21, 2009
1. A cabinet or enclosed recess for linens, household supplies, clothing or gay sex.
2. A small private chamber, as for study or prayer, or gay sex.
1. He's in the closet.
2. He's not in the closet, he's in Narnia!!
closet by Kinpatsu April 16, 2006
Closet (noun)

A cudical enclosed area. The perfect place to hide young children in.
I Mr.Kent hide children my closet.
Closet by Mr.Kent a Saurus December 20, 2017
if someone is a closet ____ then they aren't entirely _____, don't realize that they are ______, and don't accept it as who they are.
OMG you are a closet emo!
closet by the omniscient goose December 28, 2005