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(adj) Describing an aspect that one keeps rather private or completely secret, usually due to fear of social rejection. Commonly used in reference to homosexuality, but not exclusively.
"Yep, my brother has his guilty pleasures when it comes to music. He's closet hair metal fan, believe it or not."
by Bill M. September 21, 2004
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A place for shoes, clothes and in most cases, homosexuals.

In order to prevent themselves from social rejection, gays make sure to lock the door after themselves and throw away the key.
WHORE1: "Geez, why is this closet locked?"
WHORE2: "I think there's someone in there. I hear masterbation."
by whitebitchheather October 22, 2009
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1. A cabinet or enclosed recess for linens, household supplies, clothing or gay sex.
2. A small private chamber, as for study or prayer, or gay sex.
1. He's in the closet.
2. He's not in the closet, he's in Narnia!!
by Kinpatsu March 12, 2006
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if someone is a closet ____ then they aren't entirely _____, don't realize that they are ______, and don't accept it as who they are.
by the omniscient goose November 8, 2005
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Where one shamefully tries to conceal his or her homosexuality.
Josh Wallis needs to just come out of the closet already.
by clockworks April 1, 2004
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Usually a storage for clothes but in some cases stores homosexual men.
One day Lindsay came out of the closet but Tiny pulled him back in for some more man love...

Jeffery: "Come on Tom come out of the closet"
Tom: "How about you come in with me?"
Jeff: "...O.K..."
Joe: "Hey come out of there!"
by soisoi April 9, 2006
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