shickets

Shitty tickets

I waited too late to buy tickets now all that's left are shickets...

by ShadyJ93 March 30, 2016

Shickets

Shit + Tickets = Shickets
Shit tickets are slang for toilet paper.

Honey help!! Can you bring me a new roll of shickets??

by anonymous April 26, 2023

Lemony Snickets

used to describe situations or scenarios that go overwhelming wrong.

I was late picking her up, I called her by the wrong name and we ran out of gas on the way back to her house. The date just went all Lemony Snickets.

by A.J. Barnes November 11, 2005

shockets

any run of the mill bunchback whose ass is quaintly situated eight to fourteen inches below the shoulder...giving that person what one might seemingly refer to as shoulder pockets

'Hey bernard, could you help your sister get her bag out of the high shelf in her closet. Oh and before you do that could you help dad pop his shoulder back into place. Get your hands out of your gorgeous shockets and get over here mister!'

by provider44 January 15, 2010

snickets

A particularly potent strand of marijuana

Get down on them Snicketts

by J. Currie May 4, 2005

shickest

Cool. Coolest. Best

Morgan is da shickest of em all

by Cusry August 1, 2017

Shit Shtickets

A phrase from Cassinese, that is often used as a curse, in reference to something stupid occurring on the speaker's behalf.

"Ahh, shit shtickets, I messed up!"

by Cassinese November 19, 2012