by So19 November 07, 2019
A salad is a term to define an attractive looking female that looks as if she is worth having sexual intercourse with.
by Jem August 16, 2004
A bowl of vegetables, usually green, that is healthy. Examples: Lettuce Tomato Celery Carrots Onions Cabbage Sometimes topped with Dressings. Can also be a fruit salad.
by Dee Gooplah June 22, 2006
by Funk master A October 20, 2008
A reference given to a certain person/persons who are acting in what would be determined as a "looser-ish" or anti-social way.
A "I can't wait to go out on Saturday"
B "Me neither, It's a shame Rob's being a kimmer"
A "Yeah, he's being such a salad"
B "Me neither, It's a shame Rob's being a kimmer"
A "Yeah, he's being such a salad"
by Chels19 July 28, 2012
A dish of raw leafy green vegetables, often tossed with pieces of other raw or cooked vegetables, fruit, cheese, or other ingredients and served with a dressing.
by Ian Smith July 05, 2005
A person who is boring, dry and flavourless. Particularly someone who doesn't want to do something like going out or getting fucked off their tits. Can also be adapted and added to, eg. Calling someone a chicken caesar, nicoise or crouton. Originated from shlad being autocorrected to salad.
Henry: "Let's go out and get sloooshed tonight!!"
Marion: "Nahh soz mate don't feel like it, got a 9am tomorrow."
Henry: "Oh my fuck you salad, fucking queen of the salad munchers, chicken caesar cunt."
Marion: "Nahh soz mate don't feel like it, got a 9am tomorrow."
Henry: "Oh my fuck you salad, fucking queen of the salad munchers, chicken caesar cunt."
by HEdel October 29, 2014