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1) To have had sex in the past tense
2) To be doomed to misery in the near future
3) Describing someone who is totally and utterly drunk and/or completely under the influence of one or more drugs beyond the point of comprehension, rationality and all response. They may be puking everywhere and/or behaving abnormally, influenced by whatever's in their body. 'Fucked' is not usually referred to as a pleasant experience.
1) "Dude, Sam fucked Kay last night!!"
2) "Aaagh! Somebody called the cops! We're totally fucked!!"
3) "Dude, he is so completely fucked he doesn't even know what's going on. Help me get him to bed."
by Rep August 24, 2004
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1: Past tense conjugation of "To fuck"
2: Past participile of "To fuck"
3: Destroyed, messed up, fucked up, fubar.
4: In Extreme danger
5: High on any drug
1: John fucked Shirly
2: That whore has been fucked by 400 men.
3: The TV was fucked; it wouldn't turn on at all.
4: I'm really fucked now becuase I forgot to turn off the stove, causing a fire which destroyed my house.
5: He's so fucked with booze he thinks that sumo wrestler is a hot chick.
by Dab Brill May 28, 2005
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Rodney wasn't worried about the search warrant until he saw that it included his computer hard drive and then he said, "I'm fucked."
by harry flashman July 30, 2003
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When nothing goes your way and there is nothing you can do about it.
dude #1 "dude, I totally just had the most life changing shit ever, I was pushing so fucking hard, all my blood went downstairs, giving me a boner, so I couldn't piss straight, now it's all over my nanas bathroom, plus, I still can't get this shit out!"

dude #2 "you're so fucked"
by Rectum Mc Foreskin! April 26, 2009
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1. To be up shit creek without a paddle. 2. To be bent over and penetrated in such a way that is only becoming to Thai whores
Our economy is SO fucked!
by Cedric the Entertainer October 07, 2008
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1) utterly screwed
2) to have taken it from behind
3) the state of having no future
beck is fucked.
by tizzieking March 04, 2003
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