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The thing that causes many of our beloved students, to commit suicide. Thank you, Math.
Math: hey wanna do me?
you: AHHHHHH *commits suicide*
Math: aw..
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Math is like an STD, it starts out as just a pain, but then it festers into this horrible disease which you can't even understand let alone do anything about.
A) Elementary School: This adding shit is easy, but annoying as fuck
B) Middle School: Ugh equations n shit, man this is so much worse than elementary school
c) High School: Fuck man, all this trigonometry, sin cos bullshit, polar coordinates and shit, this pretty hard
d) College: WTF, FUCK THIS STUPID CALCULUS FINDING THE THIRD INTEGRAL OF A IMPLICIT FUNCTION FUCK THAT I DON'T GET SHIT FUCK
e) Advanced College: MAN I THOUGHT CALC WAS BAD, FUCK THIS LINEAR ALGEBRA, VECTORS IN THE 8th DIMENSION SHIT MAN, AT LEAST CALC I COULDS SEE WHAT THE FUCK I WAS DOING, NOW I'm JUST FUCK A NUMBER IN THE ASS AND THEN SOMEHOW FIGURING OUT SOME OTHER GAY SHIT
d) Graduate School and Beyond: This theoretical physics man... this ain't even math.. all I'm doing is making up some shit, using a couple numbers and getting paid, if only I had known math was going to be this easy before.
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Everything stands for something.
maths stands for...

Mental
Abuse
To
Human
Soles
but I have one question. why are you looking up maths on urban dictionary?
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John: My math teacher is abusing me!

John's Dad: Its OK, all math teachers are like that.
by x-child December 16, 2011
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A subject that is easy to do and seduces you into it. Then it becomes substantially harder as you progress. Eventually, you will get gang raped by Algebra, Geometry, Calculus, Statistics, Linear Algebra, Multivariable calculus... watch the integral...
Person 1: Hey what did you do last night?

Person 2: Ugh i had to do math homework...

Person 1: Wow that has got to hurt...

Person 2: Yeah it sure left a mark...
by ihatelifemorethanyou April 14, 2009
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