Math is like an STD, it starts out as just a pain, but then it festers into this horrible disease which you can't even understand let alone do anything about.

A) Elementary School: This adding shit is easy, but annoying as fuck

B) Middle School: Ugh equations n shit, man this is so much worse than elementary school

c) High School: Fuck man, all this trigonometry, sin cos bullshit, polar coordinates and shit, this pretty hard

d) College: WTF, FUCK THIS STUPID CALCULUS FINDING THE THIRD INTEGRAL OF A IMPLICIT FUNCTION FUCK THAT I DON'T GET SHIT FUCK

e) Advanced College: MAN I THOUGHT CALC WAS BAD, FUCK THIS LINEAR ALGEBRA, VECTORS IN THE 8th DIMENSION SHIT MAN, AT LEAST CALC I COULDS SEE WHAT THE FUCK I WAS DOING, NOW I'm JUST FUCK A NUMBER IN THE ASS AND THEN SOMEHOW FIGURING OUT SOME OTHER GAY SHIT

d) Graduate School and Beyond: This theoretical physics man... this ain't even math.. all I'm doing is making up some shit, using a couple numbers and getting paid, if only I had known math was going to be this easy before.

B) Middle School: Ugh equations n shit, man this is so much worse than elementary school

c) High School: Fuck man, all this trigonometry, sin cos bullshit, polar coordinates and shit, this pretty hard

d) College: WTF, FUCK THIS STUPID CALCULUS FINDING THE THIRD INTEGRAL OF A IMPLICIT FUNCTION FUCK THAT I DON'T GET SHIT FUCK

e) Advanced College: MAN I THOUGHT CALC WAS BAD, FUCK THIS LINEAR ALGEBRA, VECTORS IN THE 8th DIMENSION SHIT MAN, AT LEAST CALC I COULDS SEE WHAT THE FUCK I WAS DOING, NOW I'm JUST FUCK A NUMBER IN THE ASS AND THEN SOMEHOW FIGURING OUT SOME OTHER GAY SHIT

d) Graduate School and Beyond: This theoretical physics man... this ain't even math.. all I'm doing is making up some shit, using a couple numbers and getting paid, if only I had known math was going to be this easy before.

by asstitiesasstites March 16, 2012

Baldi's basics is actually way more mathematical than one is led to think: unless you develop some sick strategy to collect the notebooks, you're doomed. Those baby math questions in notebooks are there just to show you how lame a math teacher Baldi really is.

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by Rpgluvr13 December 10, 2017

You know the happenings, homies just yappin' and

Hand shakin', laughin', and exchangin' all they math again

You usually lose touch when you travelin'... -AZ Never Change

At my man's wake, she said the eulogy

After that I usually, bumped into her shoppin for jewerly

Her bodyguard screwin me, I gave her my math

Ain't nothin new to me, blowin backs out, six-pack Stout's

Nas I Am

Hand shakin', laughin', and exchangin' all they math again

You usually lose touch when you travelin'... -AZ Never Change

At my man's wake, she said the eulogy

After that I usually, bumped into her shoppin for jewerly

Her bodyguard screwin me, I gave her my math

Ain't nothin new to me, blowin backs out, six-pack Stout's

Nas I Am

by The Amalamps March 4, 2014

1. Something only smart kids know and no one else can understand and just copy of the smart kid.

2. Something that will be banned if I become president. Vote 1Trump' 'Dog

3. Code when in a maths class for meth

4. The test that you give the smart kids name on your own and claim his test

2. Something that will be banned if I become president. Vote 1Trump' 'Dog

3. Code when in a maths class for meth

4. The test that you give the smart kids name on your own and claim his test

Girl: Have you got the extra math

Teacher: Yes have double homework

Trump: I have finally executed all Mexican Maths teachers

Teacher: Yes have double homework

Trump: I have finally executed all Mexican Maths teachers

by Uncle joshy June 24, 2019