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Math is like an STD, it starts out as just a pain, but then it festers into this horrible disease which you can't even understand let alone do anything about.
A) Elementary School: This adding shit is easy, but annoying as fuck
B) Middle School: Ugh equations n shit, man this is so much worse than elementary school
c) High School: Fuck man, all this trigonometry, sin cos bullshit, polar coordinates and shit, this pretty hard
d) College: WTF, FUCK THIS STUPID CALCULUS FINDING THE THIRD INTEGRAL OF A IMPLICIT FUNCTION FUCK THAT I DON'T GET SHIT FUCK
e) Advanced College: MAN I THOUGHT CALC WAS BAD, FUCK THIS LINEAR ALGEBRA, VECTORS IN THE 8th DIMENSION SHIT MAN, AT LEAST CALC I COULDS SEE WHAT THE FUCK I WAS DOING, NOW I'm JUST FUCK A NUMBER IN THE ASS AND THEN SOMEHOW FIGURING OUT SOME OTHER GAY SHIT
d) Graduate School and Beyond: This theoretical physics man... this ain't even math.. all I'm doing is making up some shit, using a couple numbers and getting paid, if only I had known math was going to be this easy before.
by asstitiesasstites March 16, 2012
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A subject that is easy to do and seduces you into it. Then it becomes substantially harder as you progress. Eventually, you will get gang raped by Algebra, Geometry, Calculus, Statistics, Linear Algebra, Multivariable calculus... watch the integral...
Person 1: Hey what did you do last night?

Person 2: Ugh i had to do math homework...

Person 1: Wow that has got to hurt...

Person 2: Yeah it sure left a mark...
by ihatelifemorethanyou April 14, 2009
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Chris: Dad, can you help me with my math homework?
Peter: Math. Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.
by Jenny February 07, 2004
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The only science that truly saves lives .
Student : Why do we study maths ???
Teacher : Mathematics saves lives .
Student : How is that ?
Teacher : It keeps stupid people like you from getting to medical school .
by somon June 16, 2009
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Torture in school. The sister to science. The worst and hardest subject. Science is below it.
Random Bitch: Hey did you study for the Algebra test last night?

Random Dude: OH SHIT NO I DIDN'T!!!!!!

Random Bitch: R.I.P. your success in life...

Random Dude: *beats up Mr. Boring the Algebra teacher* FUCK MATH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1. a class we take because we hate ourselves

(from the Latin "mathis" meaning "Satan's Alphabet)
Person A: "I hate my life and I want to make it horrible"
Person B: "I know of a good math class..."
by Troy October 03, 2004
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