shelf

An ass big enough to hold belongings such as books

That lady doesn't need a backpack because she has a shelf.

by mew May 19, 2003

shelf

An ass that utterly defies gravity

<guy1>damn look at the shelf on that one.
<guy2>i know it just... sits up.
<guy1>call schmack we gotta tell him about this one.

by Grill March 14, 2005

shelf

to put something in your ass

When he saw the polices steve decided to shelf his weed

by bobbie July 23, 2003

shelf

alternate way of taking drugs by inserting them into the anus

hey gareth, i'm going to swallow one pill and shelf the other one

by staticsate November 18, 2009

shelf

the area just above the penis which girls prefer shaved

kyle, john, and kenny's shaved shelf is much better than joe's non shaved rainforest. it feels better against my vag than the amazon.

by Kenny Pontrelli October 29, 2008

shelf

really good situation

legend--> the end of a ledge--> a ledge--> a shelf

i got you a present thats proper shelf

by emalicia August 25, 2007

shelf

a recently invented athletic sexual manouver similar to a WWF smackdown move.

the female involved lies down face first on the bed lips spread wide from behind, whilst the male climbs the bookshelf or other bedroom furniture (at least 1.5 meters high). with no prior warning the male launches off from specified height aiming to spear the female with his old boy

matt used the shelf move on leia last night and broke something in her vag

by olly k September 26, 2007