hans

super hot guy who is going to be a rockstar person someday, but he says he doesnt want to!! hes dating this girl named rebecca and im super jealous of her because hans is the hottest guy in the world!!!!
did you see that guy? he was like a hans.
man, that guy was just like that hans we saw at the party yesterday
by hansissohot February 11, 2009
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hans (v): to force a dog into the street using mind powers, making it get run over by a car
There was a loud crunch sound when hans was hansed by Sofie.
by Perse April 30, 2006
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when u easily convince someone to do something
Joe: Hey want to go to the party?
Mitch: no, i really hav to study
Joe: come on its gunna be a lot of fun.
Mitch: ok ill go
Joe: i just hans'd ya. haha
by ranmaker March 18, 2008
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short for Hans Solo, aka, solo, aka alone.
Doug: Did you go to Ricks last night?
T-Roget: Yeah, but everyone hoe'd so I had to go hans.
Doug: That's complete Anderson, you won't.
T-Roget: Smoke, at least I blacked. SOP.
by Daniel Kraig December 16, 2007
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disproportional limbs of a human male
That hans has some funky short arms
by Balphazar August 05, 2006
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A guy with an odd pool of grey hair.

The grey hair ain't just a color, it's old semen from the local fishermen.

The definition is a guy walking with other guys semen.


"Omg did you go hans on your hair again?"

"Let's hans up his hair, I got a heavy nutsack ready to be emptied!"

"Look at that hans guy!"
by BackpackerJoe January 18, 2008
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(n)(In the South) a condescening term used for people who display characteristics of "hicks" and who are usually overconfident and think they have more friends than they actually do.
Ok, "Hans," take that squirrel off of its leash and let it go. Squirrels are not pets, it doesn't like you and neither does anyone else. Oh, and put some shoes on.
by Charlie Ferman September 10, 2007
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