3 definition by Madmarkus

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A posh, Shakespearean way of saying "Suck". Used to make the insulter seem more intellectual than the insultee.
Ye sucketh like a man without water!
by Madmarkus May 18, 2005

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Somebody who is as retarded as a farm animal, usually connected with sheep or pigs.
Stop copying me, farmtard!
by Madmarkus April 19, 2005

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1. A glove used when pleasuring oneself.
2. An annoying person.
Tib, you fuckmitten! Go use a fuckmitten on yourself!
by Madmarkus May 18, 2005

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