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Definitions by Madmarkus

A posh, Shakespearean way of saying "Suck". Used to make the insulter seem more intellectual than the insultee.
Ye sucketh like a man without water!
Sucketh by Madmarkus May 19, 2005

fuckmitten 

1. A glove used when pleasuring oneself.
2. An annoying person.
Tib, you fuckmitten! Go use a fuckmitten on yourself!
fuckmitten by Madmarkus May 19, 2005

farmtard 

Somebody who is as retarded as a farm animal, usually connected with sheep or pigs.
Stop copying me, farmtard!
farmtard by Madmarkus April 19, 2005