fuckmitten

1. A glove used when pleasuring oneself.
2. An annoying person.

Tib, you fuckmitten! Go use a fuckmitten on yourself!

by Madmarkus May 19, 2005

Sucketh

A posh, Shakespearean way of saying "Suck". Used to make the insulter seem more intellectual than the insultee.

Ye sucketh like a man without water!

by Madmarkus May 19, 2005

farmtard

Somebody who is as retarded as a farm animal, usually connected with sheep or pigs.

Stop copying me, farmtard!

by Madmarkus April 19, 2005