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Definitions by Madmarkus
Sucketh
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A posh,
Shakespearean
way of saying "Suck". Used to make the
insulter
seem more
intellectual
than the insultee.
Ye sucketh like
a man
without
water
!
Sucketh
by
Madmarkus
May 19, 2005
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fuckmitten
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1. A
glove
used when
pleasuring
oneself.
2. An
annoying person
.
Tib
, you fuckmitten! Go
use
a fuckmitten on yourself!
fuckmitten
by
Madmarkus
May 19, 2005
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farmtard
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Somebody who is as
retarded
as a
farm animal
, usually
connected
with sheep or pigs.
Stop
copying
me, farmtard!
farmtard
by
Madmarkus
April 19, 2005
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