a person who lacks and one or more of the following: athleticism, good looks, smarts, e de vez, good taste in music.
Naomi-"There is no such word as a scnhard"
Mike-"Yes there is, you are dumb. You may or may not be a schnard. Perhaps a schnardy-bomb bomb
Mike-"Yes there is, you are dumb. You may or may not be a schnard. Perhaps a schnardy-bomb bomb
by Miguel Escargot May 3, 2009
Get the schnard mug.When you shart and snarl at the same time, usually facilitated by a obtuse sphincter.
How to avoid Schnarting:
-Becareful when you sneeze
-Becarful when you get mad
-Becarful when you sneeze and get mad
-Becareful when you snarl
-Becareful when you need to poop
How to avoid Schnarting:
-Becareful when you sneeze
-Becarful when you get mad
-Becarful when you sneeze and get mad
-Becareful when you snarl
-Becareful when you need to poop
by DR. Bitcoin May 15, 2018
Get the Schnart mug.A character from the musical/movie RENT. Angel (originally played by Wilson Jermaine Heredia) is an HIV positive drag queen who plays the drums for a living. Said to be the emotional core of the movie, he/she falls in love with, anarchist Tom Collins (originally played by Jesse L. Martin) They appear to be the only "complete" or "perfect" couple in the movie, until Angel dies of pneumonia due to her AIDS infection.
An absolutely stunning character, that leaves you personally attached to her throught the entire movie!!
An absolutely stunning character, that leaves you personally attached to her throught the entire movie!!
"I'm more of a man than you'll ever be. I'm more of a woman than you'll ever get"~Angel Dumott Schunard
by Safuza January 6, 2008
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Get the schnarfburgle mug.a self-defence mechanism where an individual refers to a person as a homophobic slur after receiving an insult from the insulter
by MR WORLDWIDE June 27, 2021
Get the schnade mug.A female who indulges in too many drinks, acts a fool, danced on bars, looks a hot mess, and attaches herself to every guy in the place.
by Amanda, Erika, Sara January 12, 2008
Get the schnargle mug.A schnarple is the result of a habit where a piece of 8 1/2" x 11" paper is VERY tightly rolled diagonally into a cylinder. The top 3/7ths is then folded over, bitten with the teeth to crunch down into place and flattened. The top 1 1/2" is then folded over and bitten down and so on until it is folded into a rectangle approximately 1/2" x 2". The creator soon after usually grabs another piece of paper to start again.
A word originally coined circa 2000 by Caleb at CCS, Roseville, CA to describe the classroom creations of then seventh grader, C2010 Joel CS04 USAFA. A habit done by Joel when he is bored, stressed, nervous, listening to a lecture, playing table games, or working on a term paper. Similar to those who pop gum, crack knuckles, twirl hair, or doodle.
Annoying to those (typically teachers, parents, or roommates) who encounter schnarples usually left lying on the floor, around desks (including the CQ), or on tables. Sometimes collected and saved in bottom drawers and in scrapbooks. Annoyance is further compounded when the creator takes unused paper instead of scrap paper that family members have saved explicitly for this purpose.
A word originally coined circa 2000 by Caleb at CCS, Roseville, CA to describe the classroom creations of then seventh grader, C2010 Joel CS04 USAFA. A habit done by Joel when he is bored, stressed, nervous, listening to a lecture, playing table games, or working on a term paper. Similar to those who pop gum, crack knuckles, twirl hair, or doodle.
Annoying to those (typically teachers, parents, or roommates) who encounter schnarples usually left lying on the floor, around desks (including the CQ), or on tables. Sometimes collected and saved in bottom drawers and in scrapbooks. Annoyance is further compounded when the creator takes unused paper instead of scrap paper that family members have saved explicitly for this purpose.
by C. Garbe December 25, 2007
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