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schnarple

A schnarple is the result of a habit where a piece of 8 1/2" x 11" paper is VERY tightly rolled diagonally into a cylinder. The top 3/7ths is then folded over, bitten with the teeth to crunch down into place and flattened. The top 1 1/2" is then folded over and bitten down and so on until it is folded into a rectangle approximately 1/2" x 2". The creator soon after usually grabs another piece of paper to start again.

A word originally coined circa 2000 by Caleb at CCS, Roseville, CA to describe the classroom creations of then seventh grader, C2010 Joel CS04 USAFA. A habit done by Joel when he is bored, stressed, nervous, listening to a lecture, playing table games, or working on a term paper. Similar to those who pop gum, crack knuckles, twirl hair, or doodle.

Annoying to those (typically teachers, parents, or roommates) who encounter schnarples usually left lying on the floor, around desks (including the CQ), or on tables. Sometimes collected and saved in bottom drawers and in scrapbooks. Annoyance is further compounded when the creator takes unused paper instead of scrap paper that family members have saved explicitly for this purpose.
An example of a schnarple is given in the first paragraph.
by C. Garbe December 25, 2007
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Schnaegle

Verb. To swoop In and replace another persons position , often with devious intentions.

It usually occurs when someone has put in a lot of effort to elevate themselves into a promising position with someone of the opposite sex, only to be replaced when they turn their back for 2 minutes.

Schaegling also commonly happens when playing bandits (also sometimes called 'lurking')
Did you see that guy schnaegle me? I was in with that hot girl until I went to the toilet.

2) I stood up for one second and someone schnaegled me and took my seat!!!
by Brutal_Tapir October 4, 2016
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Schnapple

Q: Who's your favourite actor?
A: Noah Schnapp!
= person 'A' is a schnapple
by yocoffeagirl July 25, 2020
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schnappling

A good song about Noah Schnapp. Noah! Noaah! All u wanna do is fall in love with me. Noah schnapp is my husband! Now back off before i hit u with a stick! Schnappling! schnappling! Noah darling I love you! (Sung to Roxanne)

Also a name for Noah schnapp
I love Schnappling!!! Noah Schnapp is my husband ! Da daa da da da da da
by BlueJ November 15, 2020
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scharole

Italian slang meaning money or cash. Often used by mobsters, affiliates of organized crime, and people from Staten Island and/or New Jersey.
Tony spent $300,000 on his new gazebo- the guy spends scharole like it grows on trees!

Tony is a huge spaccone; he spent all of his scharole at the nightclub, buying shots of bucca for everyone in sight.

Although Tony has no scharole, he uses his credit card to go shopping online for new Ed Hardy shirts.

Tony is putting his scharole on the street- he is into shylocking these days.
by TonyTee October 27, 2009
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schnargle

A female who indulges in too many drinks, acts a fool, danced on bars, looks a hot mess, and attaches herself to every guy in the place.
Look at that schnargle showing everyone her breasts; she nearly threw up on herself!
by Amanda, Erika, Sara January 12, 2008
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Schnaffle

To consume in a beaver-like or mouse like manner
You schnaffled that sausage up quickly!
by alexander21 November 17, 2010
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