alot

1. Illiterate spelling of a lot.

2. Broken keyboard way of spelling a lot.

1. i liek zmokn crak alot!1111111

2. Ispilledalotofcoffeeonmyspacebar.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b April 07, 2005

alot

A non-existent word in any language.
The most irritating spelling mistake ever.

A lot. It's two words.

People like to use this non-word "alot".

by Concerned November 29, 2004

alot

The retarded way to spell "a lot."

Alot is supposed to be two seperate words, you fucking moron! Take a fucking grammar class!

by Phoojoeniam May 07, 2003

alot

A common way to spell "a lot" that lots of people don't know is incorrect.

Me: I have alot of friends
Grammar Nazi 1: You don't have *a lot of friends.
Grammar Nazi 2: You don't have *any friends.

by isaac1901 December 09, 2019

alot

The modern alternative spelling of "a lot".

When asked by his editor why he always spelt alot as one word, Dave wrote back:

"See, you are a prisoner of the English language and I am a language pirate. You are the British with their stuffy coats and large boring navies and I am sailing the high seas of the language with my crew in a fast, nimble ship evading you at every moment plundering the language for the good of the reader and keeping the written sea free of your rules. I've hoisted my flag and given you my finger. Alot."

by oblivionboy February 04, 2013

alot

The misspelling of the term "a lot", commonly used by little kids that don't know how to spell.

Kid on Roblox: "Thats alot of damage."
Teen on Roblox: "You do mean 'a lot', right?"
Kid on Roblox: "NO ITS ALOT"
Teen on Roblox: "Learn English, kid."

by D3rpyPixels July 22, 2019

alot

Alot, contracting two words can save alot of time.
If I must spell Alot as "a lot" then you motherfuckers must spell Nobody "No body" and Anyone "Any one". Contraction conventions should be pretty universal. Its not retarded its lingual evolution.

Allot and alot have two different meanings.

by theperm December 06, 2007