I sharted at the party last night and
went home pronto to change my clothes.

that's the third time i've sharted this week - perhaps i should look into disposable boxers.

I know it happens to everyone, but you can't admit that you just sharted; make up an excuse to go home and change your undies.

Ben sharted his pants after he forced a fart.

Oh no thats a shart

Aw lawd, i sharted on the lawn and used it as bait to catch deer

"I have to go home and change my underware because I just sharted."