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schnarsty  

1) schNARsty- the look a creepy person gives you when they look and then a creepy smile occurs. Similar to the look the Italian guy on the train from "eurotrip" gives Scotty and Co. right before they reach a tunnel and..."touching" occurs.

2) SchNARsty- A shifting awkward glance given after saying something "creepy". Usually accompanying a "gah" noise or "hehe" (awkward chuckle)
Flo gave me a schnarsty look after telling me she stalked my facebook.

Ilana's face went all schnarsty when she saw lucy dance.
schnarsty by Lil' Jon AKA C-cat February 11, 2009

schnorks 

"schnorks is NOT an underwater creature!!!"
schnorks by Spacecow March 8, 2003

Schnarkeldorf 

A genetically mutated, cursed, coyote with an elongated nose and a giant back leg. Shaped like a p***s. Can also be drawn as a cat or a dog.
Schnarkeldorf is ugly and cursed, he has an elongated nose and he wants to die.
Schnarkeldorf by Schlonker November 9, 2022

Grundle Schnacks 

Oral stimulation of the grundle.
The lovers gave eachother grundle schnacks because they were bored of the missionary position.

schnorks 

A strange amalgamation of logic, wit, insanity, indecision, and is one of those people who is somehow is never ever wrong about anything. Doesn't participate in many communities besides IRC (which is okay but come on the TRC forums need more people :( ). In any case he is a very kewl person and is surprisingly hard to summarize properly.
schnorks is a good person to visit if your magic trumpet dispenser is not functioning properly

schnarky 

The used car salesman was schnarky!
schnarky by vandango April 15, 2009
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