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Schnarff

verb (used with object)

1. to draw milk through the nose by laughing.

2. to perceive by or as by schnarffing; schnarff.


3. to examine by schnarffing, as a chronic schnarffer does.


–verb (used without object)

4. to draw milk into the nostrils by air pressure from the lungs from laughing,




5. to draw globs of snot from the nasal cavity out the nostrils and on your face; don’t schnarff.

6. to express pleasure, content, or your hot chocolate, etc., by schnarffing (often last resort).


–noun

7. an act of schnarffing; an exhalation through the nose; a schnarff.




8. Milk, soda, juice, etc.

9. a preparation of milk either powdered or liquid poured into mouth without swallowing, sudden exhaling through the milk out the nostrils by guy falling down the steps or freshly plucked Canadian goose feather tickling foot

10. a glass of vitamin D milk.
After schnarffing his milk he was in a different kind of mess.
by Toshrast January 8, 2009
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Schnarff

It's the sound you must make at the end of a hail mary or prayer so you can increase your pack luck in Madden created by the Youtuber Gmiasworld. The prayer helps your left butt cheek perk to the penultimate maximum of the flux capacitor when a glitchy pull happens.
"You have to do this prayer in the most embarrassing places possible for it to work.

Alright, let's get ready. Are you ready? Let's do it...

Oooooooh Shamallamalaaa Ooooh Yeee Ooooh Schneee...SCHNARFF!!

Alright, Let's get it."
by CrimHades April 16, 2019
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schnarfburgle

verb - to dissatisfy a sexual partner as a result of insufficient penis length
matt schnarfburgled colleen when his inept penis failed to reach the sensitive depths of her vagina
by theOkemosFriend April 18, 2011
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Schnaffle

To consume in a beaver-like or mouse like manner
You schnaffled that sausage up quickly!
by alexander21 November 17, 2010
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schnarf schnarf

The noise that weird cat from the TV show thundercats made.
humantype cat - schnarf go get the catmobile
schnarf - SCHNARF SCHNARF!!( he says with glee)
by paintballking2050 February 11, 2009
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schnaffle

1) "dude can i schnaffle a bite of your fallafel?"

2) "noooo! someones schnaffled my spritzer whilst i was peeing...damn it"
by 2df4 July 4, 2006
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Schnarfling

Eating someones ass from behind when they're down on all fours with their five finger hole presenting taintly to your tantalizing senses, shoving your nose into their five finger ass hole and chowing down with your head moving uncontrollably and making the noise that resembles 'Schnarfling', also see Snarf that fucking annoying character from Thundercats, he eats dirty ass holes and loves to Schnarfle
She put four to the floor and I schnarfled her five finger hole and bubounded my face around life a drill piece in her buttcheeks, she had just the perfect amount of ass hole hair to taste the perfect taint. I schnarfled that hot tainty ass then ate Schwarma and pretended to be one of the Avengers, a brave mighty ass hole eating every day hero. Schnarfling, best day ever!
by cestlavieskt October 14, 2023
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