Top definition
verb (used with object)

1. to draw milk through the nose by laughing.

2. to perceive by or as by schnarffing; schnarff.

3. to examine by schnarffing, as a chronic schnarffer does.

–verb (used without object)

4. to draw milk into the nostrils by air pressure from the lungs from laughing,

5. to draw globs of snot from the nasal cavity out the nostrils and on your face; don’t schnarff.

6. to express pleasure, content, or your hot chocolate, etc., by schnarffing (often last resort).


7. an act of schnarffing; an exhalation through the nose; a schnarff.

8. Milk, soda, juice, etc.

9. a preparation of milk either powdered or liquid poured into mouth without swallowing, sudden exhaling through the milk out the nostrils by guy falling down the steps or freshly plucked Canadian goose feather tickling foot

10. a glass of vitamin D milk.

After schnarffing his milk he was in a different kind of mess.
by Toshrast December 17, 2007
Get the mug
Get a Schnarff mug for your Uncle Abdul.
It's the sound you must make at the end of a hail mary or prayer so you can increase your pack luck in Madden created by the Youtuber Gmiasworld. The prayer helps your left butt cheek perk to the penultimate maximum of the flux capacitor when a glitchy pull happens.
"You have to do this prayer in the most embarrassing places possible for it to work.

Alright, let's get ready. Are you ready? Let's do it...

Oooooooh Shamallamalaaa Ooooh Yeee Ooooh Schneee...SCHNARFF!!

Alright, Let's get it."
by CrimHades April 16, 2019
Get the mug
Get a Schnarff mug for your mate Julia.