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schnarky 

The used car salesman was schnarky!
schnarky by vandango April 15, 2009
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schnarky 

deceitful or sneaky; also synonymous with the terms evil and stupid to the extreme. This is a term that also requires the user to whistle slightly and produce a mild amount of spittle during the enunciation of the word to be grammatically correct in its application.
"She was really schnarky about the fact that she was once a man."

"I am Schnarky...as in Dark Schnarky: your new ruler and master from the planet Komakon. Bow to my power humans least I unleash the power of the Schnah upon you!"
schnarky by Dark Schnarky November 13, 2009
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(1.) adjective - Art, specifically literature, that is dark and fantastic in nature. Taken from the name Robert Schark, author of the brand new Young Adult children's series "Josh Powers" and the middle grade novel "Big Fred". (2.) adjective - Any subject that is grim and off-the-wall, often involving kidnapping, imprisonment, monsters, and psychological torture with a fantastic or wondrous twist, intended to "both frighten and enlighten", as per the Robert Schark writing style. (3.) adjective - A personality or demeanor reminiscent of the Scharkan literary style or Robert Schark personage.
1. "Have you read that new horror novel about underground aliens taking over Los Angeles? It's disturbing and hilarious, very Scharky."

2. "That sci-fi movie we saw last week was really scary but really funny too. Scharky."

3. "Have you met James yet? He's a dark and brooding artist, but he can always make people laugh. He's exceptionally Scharky."
Scharky by the specter January 1, 2009
That's Shnarky, Shnarky!,
shnarky by Josh Willette October 16, 2007

schnarfy 

An insanely hot chick.
The pottery barn is having a half off sale, I'm going to go there and pick up a schnarfy.

Check our those schnarfies!

Dude check it out...Schnarfage, 3 o'clock!
schnarfy by Evan Bingham February 1, 2006

Schnarkeldorf 

A genetically mutated, cursed, coyote with an elongated nose and a giant back leg. Shaped like a p***s. Can also be drawn as a cat or a dog.
Schnarkeldorf is ugly and cursed, he has an elongated nose and he wants to die.
Schnarkeldorf by Schlonker November 9, 2022

noah schnacky 

One of the best people out there!! He sings like a freaking angel and loves his fan almost as much as he loves his mom. He is super cute and could make a girl smile with just a little eye-contact. He loves the beach and making people happy. He also loves his family and god more than anything. And is the best Noah out there. He's so easy to talk to and will 100% make your day.
Man have you heard that singer Noah Schnacky
noah schnacky by noahschnackyfana January 29, 2018
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