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When you shart and snarl at the same time, usually facilitated by a obtuse sphincter.

How to avoid Schnarting:
-Becareful when you sneeze
-Becarful when you get mad
-Becarful when you sneeze and get mad
-Becareful when you snarl
-Becareful when you need to poop
One time my Grandma got so mad at me, she schnarted
Schnart by DR. Bitcoin May 15, 2018
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Fredo Scenario 

When something goes horribly wrong for an individual amongst his family or group of friends – typically following an act of betrayal or unforgiveable poor judgment – and that person becomes an outcast. Although unloved and unwanted, the person is still allowed to hang around because of his previous relationship to those wronged. Adapted from the Fredo character in the Godfather movies.

Unfortunately, history has proven there is no way to tactfully make the outcast depart. Fredo Corleone was shot in the back while fishing in The Godfather Part II, a particularly cruel yet fair conclusion to any Fredo Scenario.
Will: “I just heard that Sam told our wives we went to the strip club, even though he decided to wait in the car. It’s not going to be fun tonight when we get home.”

Jack: “That bastard…I’m finished with Sam. He has become a living example of The Fredo Scenario.”

Will: "I wish we had a fishing boat."
Fredo Scenario by Louisiana Gold February 26, 2009

Amniotic Scenario 

A scenario when someone says something inappropriate or not even remotely funny causing a silence by the others.
Bryan was saying weird shit again. You don't have to ask it was a Amniotic Scenario

Scharzing 

Dressing up in slutty amounts of sequins just to appear attractive to low-lifes and tramps.
1. "Eww, look at those sluts scharzing... they look awful."

2. "Mate, any more bling and you'll be scharzing tonight."
Scharzing by tagtag994 October 7, 2012

Scenario 7 

Scenario 7 is a position of the Scenario Switch in the McLaren Formula 1 car which allows Lando Norris to speedrun the last few laps of a race in order to close the gap to a penalised Hamilton in order to achieve a podium.
Jose: "Scenario 7, 2 to go. Hamilton is 6.5 ahead, he also has a 5 second penalty."

Jose: "Lando the gap to Hamilton was 4.8, I think that's a podium mate!"

Lando: "FUCK YEAAAAH BOY! WOOHOOHOO... GG Boys!"
Scenario 7 by Zoonsky March 16, 2021

Creamy Cody Scharmer 

When you are having intercourse with a woman so hard that she starts to bleed, then, you ejaculate inside of her, and when you Pull out you hit her in the gooch and watch as the bloody semen spurts out of her.
Grant: I caught Sarah off guard when I gave her a creamy Cody Scharmer

Ronald: really? I gave this girl a Creamy Cody Scharmer once and it got all over my wall