schnarfy 

An insanely hot chick.

The pottery barn is having a half off sale, I'm going to go there and pick up a schnarfy.

Check our those schnarfies!

Dude check it out...Schnarfage, 3 o'clock!

schnarfy by Evan Bingham February 1, 2006

schnarfy 

Having a VERY stuffy nose, worse than just sniffly

I’m just going to stay home anyway. I’m too schnarfy to even want to go outside, let alone actually do it.

schnarfy by Goyangi July 27, 2024

schnarfburgle 

verb - to dissatisfy a sexual partner as a result of insufficient penis length

matt schnarfburgled colleen when his inept penis failed to reach the sensitive depths of her vagina

schnarfburgle by theOkemosFriend April 18, 2011

schnarf schnarf 

The noise that weird cat from the TV show thundercats made.

humantype cat - schnarf go get the catmobile
schnarf - SCHNARF SCHNARF!!( he says with glee)

schnarf schnarf by paintballking2050 February 11, 2009

Schnarff 

verb (used with object)

1. to draw milk through the nose by laughing.

2. to perceive by or as by schnarffing; schnarff.


3. to examine by schnarffing, as a chronic schnarffer does.


–verb (used without object)

4. to draw milk into the nostrils by air pressure from the lungs from laughing,




5. to draw globs of snot from the nasal cavity out the nostrils and on your face; don’t schnarff.

6. to express pleasure, content, or your hot chocolate, etc., by schnarffing (often last resort).


–noun

7. an act of schnarffing; an exhalation through the nose; a schnarff.




8. Milk, soda, juice, etc.

9. a preparation of milk either powdered or liquid poured into mouth without swallowing, sudden exhaling through the milk out the nostrils by guy falling down the steps or freshly plucked Canadian goose feather tickling foot

10. a glass of vitamin D milk.

After schnarffing his milk he was in a different kind of mess.

Schnarff by Toshrast January 8, 2009

Shnarfy 

1.Used to describe something that is sweet or awesome.

2.Used to describe someone who is drunk or intoxicated.

1. Dude, that ride is totally shnarfy!

2. Guy 1: Woah, Jim is super wasted.

Guy 2: Ya man he is totally shnarfy right now.

Shnarfy by Neil Schlong September 13, 2009

Schnarfling 

Eating someones ass from behind when they're down on all fours with their five finger hole presenting taintly to your tantalizing senses, shoving your nose into their five finger ass hole and chowing down with your head moving uncontrollably and making the noise that resembles 'Schnarfling', also see Snarf that fucking annoying character from Thundercats, he eats dirty ass holes and loves to Schnarfle

She put four to the floor and I schnarfled her five finger hole and bubounded my face around life a drill piece in her buttcheeks, she had just the perfect amount of ass hole hair to taste the perfect taint. I schnarfled that hot tainty ass then ate Schwarma and pretended to be one of the Avengers, a brave mighty ass hole eating every day hero. Schnarfling, best day ever!

Schnarfling by GiveMePowerMightyBlackZeus! October 14, 2023