Schnart 

When you shart and snarl at the same time, usually facilitated by a obtuse sphincter.

How to avoid Schnarting:
-Becareful when you sneeze
-Becarful when you get mad
-Becarful when you sneeze and get mad
-Becareful when you snarl
-Becareful when you need to poop

One time my Grandma got so mad at me, she schnarted

Schnart by DR. Bitcoin May 15, 2018

Schnart 

The art of shitting farting and nutting at the same time

The massage was so relaxing that I schnarted and shit went every where.
The music was so tasteful that I had an epiphany and schnarted.

Schnart by HotCosby05 June 25, 2020

Schnart 

Sneezing so hard that you shit yourself from farting.

"Wear butt plugs in public, you can never live down a schnart."

Schnart by xXDemonShadowSlayerXx February 14, 2012

schnart 

A noise you make to denote amusement, preceding a huge outburst of laughter. Usually made by a violent intake of air through the nose and mouth that makes a reverberating snorting noise.

Friend 1: I just ordered "Charlie Sheen's Recipe for Winning!" off the internet.

Friend 2: *schnart* Bahahahaha! You got scammed!

schnart by Zozothecat July 21, 2011

Will Schwartz 

A protist

Look at that protist over there, he must be will schwartz

Will Schwartz by goeagles920 October 24, 2011

shnart 

Expression used when you sneeze, fart, and poop a little.

Guy 1: We got to go man I just accidentally layed a shnart!
Guy 2: Whats that?
Guy 1: When you sneeze,fart, and crap at the same time.

shnart by Dman Dominguez September 8, 2008

schnarfburgle 

verb - to dissatisfy a sexual partner as a result of insufficient penis length

matt schnarfburgled colleen when his inept penis failed to reach the sensitive depths of her vagina

schnarfburgle by theOkemosFriend April 18, 2011